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User page for John “Hannibal” Smith
Sunday, 22 December
This user has been on Wikipedia for 8 years, 8 months and 9 days .
This user is willing to be slapped with a trout , should they need it.
About John “Hannibal” Smith[ edit ]
Hello, and welcome to my user page!
I've been an volunteer on Wikipedia on this account since 13 April of 2016, but I've been involved as an anonymous (IP) user here for many years before that.
I spend a good deal of my time here patrolling for spam and vandalism .
Some of my areas of expertise include:
Infosec / Cybersecurity / Website Security / Computer Security
Data-analysis / Pattern recognition
Anti-spam / Anti-spam Research
Open-source / WordPress / Content Management Systems
Web Development / PHP / Coding languages (Fluent in 10+)
Military / Combat / Strategy / Tactics
And a few others...
This page is in progress. More coming soon.
"I love it when a plan comes together."
— John “Hannibal” Smith
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Content
Conduct
Deletion
Enforcement
Editing
Project content
WMF (?)
Adminitis
Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
Akin's Laws of Article Writing
Alternatives to edit warring
ANI flu
Anti-Wikipedian
Anti-Wikipedianism
Articlecountitis
Asshole John rule
Assume bad faith
Assume faith
Assume good wraith
Assume stupidity
Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith
Avoid using preview button
Avoid using wikilinks
Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Barnstaritis
Before they were notable
BOLD, revert, revert, revert
Boston Tea Party
Butterfly effect
CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Complete bollocks
Counting forks
Counting juntas
Crap
Don't stuff beans up your nose
Don't-give-a-fuckism
Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"!
Don't delete the main page
Editcountitis
Edits Per Day
Editsummarisis
Editing under the influence
Embrace Stop Signs
Emerson
Fart
Five Fs of Wikipedia
Seven Ages of Editor, by Will E. Spear-Shake
Go ahead, vandalize
How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How to get away with UPE
How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle
How to vandalize correctly
How to win a citation war
Ignore all essays
Ignore every single rule
Is that even an essay?
Mess with the templates
My local pond
Newcomers are delicious, so go ahead and bite them
Legal vandalism
List of jokes about Wikipedia
LTTAUTMAOK
No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
No episcopal threats
No one cares about your garage band
No one really cares
No, really
No sorcery threats
Notability is not eternal
Oops Defense
Play the game
Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you
Please bite the newbies
Please do not murder the newcomers
Pledge of Tranquility
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
Requests for medication
Requirements for adminship
Rouge admin
Rouge editor
Sarcasm is really helpful
Sausages for tasting
The Night Before Wikimas
The first rule of Wikipedia
The Five Pillars of Untruth
Things that should not be surprising
The WikiBible
Watchlistitis
Wikipedia is an MMORPG
Why not create an account?
Yes legal threats
You don't have to be mad to work here, but
You should not write meaningless lists
About essays Policies and guidelines
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This user is a destroyer of spam .
abc Ths usre hass verry goode spelng.
>:( Vandals don't like this user.
This user would be pleased to laugh at review your steaming pile nice article.
-ist This user is not an -ist . They prefer to use common sense.
This user is willing to be slapped with a trout , should they need it.
UBX This user has way too many userboxes
After reverting 5 edits before I could, I've decided to send my cat hitman after you. Jk nice job
Layla, the remover (talk ) 02:36, 12 December 2016 (UTC)
Lol, awesome. Thanks! The cat hitman is welcome any time. ;) Hannibal Smith ❯❯❯ 02:38, 12 December 2016 (UTC)
I've had enough. You've reverted too many edits before I could; So I sent my CAT HITMAN after you. Don't. Move.
Layla, the remover (talk ) 23:05, 16 December 2016 (UTC)
Awesome, heh. ;) Thanks! Hannibal Smith ❯❯❯ 23:10, 16 December 2016 (UTC)