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The Sharpest Lives
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— a real person  —
Weezer's Pinkerton album cover came from this work by Hiroshige
Weezer's Pinkerton album cover came from this work by Hiroshige
BornJuly 2008 (age 16)
Name in real lifeSam
Current locationHouston, TX
Time zoneCentral Time Zone
Current time13:23 (Purge)
Ethnicityirrelevant
Eyespresent
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
AliasesΛΣ, Some Dood That Likes Bananas (talk · contribs), TSL Public (talk · contribs)
Musiclove it
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Joined2023-06-082023-06-08
(430 days ago)
First edit2024-02-03
(240 days later)
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The Sharpest Lives (💬✏️ℹ️) (ping me!)[β]

The Sharpest Lives (💬✏️ℹ️) (ping me!)[γ]
The Sharpest Lives (💬✏️ℹ️)[δ]

The Sharpest Lives (the deadliest to lead)[ε]
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Vandalism Level: Moderate  
4.23 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot
18:10, 11 August 2024 (UTC) (Purge)

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This user has publicly declared that he has a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article HITS Theatre.

Hey! I'm Sam, but I edit Wikipedia as The Sharpest Lives, in honor of the MCR song from The Black Parade. I used to be known as User:ΛΣ, but I

  1. didn't want non-Latin characters in my username and
  2. didn't want to be associated with ΛΣ, the honor society (which I am not a part of).

I appreciate thanks! They make me smile. Any act of appreciation, whether it is cookies (see WP:♥) or a small note, will make my day :)

I like editing music-related articles, especially albums that I like. I started Growing Up, my pet project, so feel free to add/improve it! You may wonder: why am I obsessed with this article? Umm... the Linda Lindas are freaking awesome!? And this is a great album. I also made a handful of other pages on the Linda Lindas' music. That's how I use a lot of my editing time.

I am a fairly new Wikipedian, but I know my way around. If you have any advice or questions, please don't hesitate to ask! Despite my young age (compared to many Wikipedians I've seen), please understand that I am not dumb.[citation needed] (See also WP:Ageism)

I have never and will never edit for pay. I previously edited under the account Some Dood That Likes Bananas (talk · contribs). Yes, it's a stupid name. On this account, I made 5 total edits. 2 were vandalism, 1 was reverting one of those edits, and the other 2 were to my userpage. I do not intend on vandalizing ever again, hence the category on my userpage, Category:Former vandals who now contribute constructively. This is not a sockpuppet, and I intend on getting an admin to block it. I have created two doppelgänger accounts, The Sharpest Live (talk · contribs) and The Sharpest Lifes (talk · contribs), which abides by policies. I also have a public account, TSL Public (talk · contribs), for less secure connections. My brother edits as Twinfantasy(faceinthemirror) (talk · contribs). Just letting y'all know.

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This is a non-comprehensive list of my favorite contributions.[η]

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Barnstars

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A Barnstar!
Thanks for participating in the June 2024 backlog drive!

You scored 121 points while adding citations to articles during WikiProject Reliability's first {{citation needed}} backlog drive, earning you this cleanup barnstar. Thanks for helping out!

The above barnstar was awarded to me by Adam Black on July 1, 2024

Do NOT click on the big red button. Not under any circumstances!

Enjoy Conway's Game of Life!

Area 51 :O
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Coordinates37°14′0″N 115°48′30″W / 37.23333°N 115.80833°W / 37.23333; -115.80833
You can't enjoy haha

WARNING!!!!

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Stop icon This is your only warning; if you edit Wikipedia again, you may be subject to a request for adminship without further notice.

Wow!

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The "edit this page" link actually lets people edit pages.

My pet cat is missing 😭

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A cat editing Wikipedia

Have you seen this cat?

WTF?

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WP:WHEN WP:EDIANS WP:CITE WP:PAGES WP:IN WP:THE WP:PRJ WP:NS, WP:THEY WP:FREQ WP:REF WP:CUTS WP:LIKE "WP:BEANS", "WP:BALLS", WP:AND "WP:BRD". WP:WHILE these MOS:ABBRs are WP:GREAT for WP:RDRing to a WP:SPECIFIC WP:PAGE WP:YOU WP:USE often, it's probably a WP:BADIDEA to make a WP:POINT of using these TLAs in daily WP:TALK, lest your DISCUSSion end up as WP:NONSENSE LIKE the WP:TITLE of this page. BTW, What's This For?[λ]

Important rules to remember

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  • If you see a newcomer do ANYTHING remotely wrong, go ahead and bite their damn ass. per WP:PBTN

Hello Vandalism. I'm Hate You! Because, You are braking Wikipedia. Why? You are Vandalizing. Wikipedia Community Doesn't Want You!

— 애국심 존중, (To Vandalism)

Licensing

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I agree to multi-license all my contributions into the public domain.

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I agree to release all rights, unless otherwise stated, to all my text contributions to the English Wikipedia, enabling anyone to use them for any purpose. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions under free use terms, please check the Multi-licensing guide.


Notes

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Unified login: The Sharpest Lives is the unique login of this user for all public Wikimedia projects.
Committed identity: 8272e1fe0016d0eb82e957c64cd19d552cbd5e5177defea1a2f4ecdc683a3812e4ce991b80874f56b1318a5c8ac07d213f66afc1c178c0ff4b6ab13d678f9786 is a Keccak-512 commitment to this user's real-life identity.
  1. ^ As of August 2024
  2. ^ Later in July, I changed the font to papyrus.
  3. ^ In July 2024, I added a (ping me!) note
  4. ^ From June – July 2024
  5. ^ Until June 2024
  6. ^ WP:CITEBOT, WP:IAB, WP:OABOT, WP:RFL
  7. ^ This excludes things like userpages, redirects, files, etc.
  8. ^ Second opinion by joeyquism
  9. ^ Primarily written by Popcornfud at the time of review.
  10. ^ Appeared on the Main Page on July 2, 2024
  11. ^ See here for English translation.