CAUTION: I have no idea who these two people are and why they keep offering me that green checkmark.
This user found a puzzle piece on the ground and is trying to find out where it goes.
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This user has a cat. If this user begins to speak in sudden gibberish, it may be becaunafkm ds, mfsvzdvsdk kldnzidf';';;fgd';';-fmdnufh jkmlbgkfhnopjmjfd. Thank you for understanding.
Please stop having fun. Wikipedia is supposed to be very boring.
This user is a regular and dares you to template them. Go ahead. Do it, sissy.
Please do not the cat. Your cats appear to constitute disruptive catting and has been uncategorized. If you would like to experiment, please the catbox. Repeated catting may result in the loss of cat privileges. Thank you.
WOWZA! You can't say that on Wikipedia! You better turn yourself in to make it easier on us.
Wait, hold on.
This warning message is missing it's stop sign graphic. Have you seen it?
What the- This message was going to say something funny but I got distracted by this stop sign graphic I found on the ground. Do you know where it goes?
An editor thinks something might be wrong with this page. They can't be bothered to fix it, but can rest assured that they've done their encyclopedic duty by sticking on a tag. Please allow this tag to languish indefinitely at the top of the page, since nobody knows exactly what the tagging editor was worked up about. (May 1895)
You probably aren't reading this part, so it really doesn't matter what we say here. More to the point, if you haven't bothered to read every single policy and essay on Wikipedia, including the ones that contradict each other, then it is really your own fault and you should be ashamed of yourself. We don't have time to explain; it is up to you to find and read them all. And if you ever create the article again, then we will smack you with our banhammer and make you put big orange boxes all over your user page while you beg for your "edit this page" button to start working again. Face it, everyone will know you were caught and are a loser. Don't even think about it.
Click here to grovel pathetically at us, so we can all have a good laugh.
If you've had this nice red box slap you in the face, feel free to go and tell all your friends that Wikipedia is full of killjoy nazis. Hey, why not set up an attack page or two, while you're at it?
These are the randomly generated banners that appear on my talk page. Most of them are kind of funny but at the end of the day, I'm wasting my time by adding more.
If you would like this generator on your talk page (or on any of your user pages for that matter), place {{User:Panini!/Talk Page Banners}} on the page. Keep in mind that new banners will be continuously added.
If you so care to, you can add your own banners! Add as many as you'd like. It would be interesting to see all sorts of banners that I didn't create be displayed on my talk page. You will not be paid nor thanked for your efforts. Some ground rules:
What is not allowed
Content that isn't funny: The Twofingered Typist and Thibbs memories are exceptions because I miss them. Also, refrain from including controversial and opinionated statements; this is a mere gag, not a collection of userboxes. (Rule A)
Content that isn't family-friendly: No crass jokes or making fun of people's mothers. This is all in good fun and I want it to be presentable. (Rule B)
Callouts to me or other specific users: Although I like banners like these (I'm a sucker for attention), it's my goal for this template to be used by others. In that case, any banners added should be generalized and not specific to anyone in particular. "This user" banners are allowed as long as no specific user is mentioned, or pertains to a very niche selection of users. (Rule C)
What is allowed
Popular culture references: Although I usually don't get them, and as a comedic purist I actively despise them, I understand a lot of folks on this site love that stuff. Have fun with it!
Jokes that pertain to a specific part of Wikipedia + on-wiki inside jokes: As long as you properly link them (context) they should be fine.
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