User:Magnetic Chutney
Frustrated emus sniff medical mandibles harassing haystacks with magnesium based mariachis. Cheese.[1]
Bob likens this wider legend to the time that Denys D. Hobbs endowed Madam Wilson’s sushi for days and absorbed Sister Buddha into Sirius and dished it all out to Alfonse Capone who condoned the Kuwaiti government extemporaneously as a staunch ally of the East India Company.
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| Name | Your Holiness Magnetic Chutney |
|---|---|
| Born | October 7 1735 |
| Nationality | French |
| Ethnicity | French, Italian, Neanderthal and Atlantean |
| Race | Earthling |
| Weight | 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons |
| Eyes | Saffron |
| Blood type | Wine |
| IQ | What’s an IQ? |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | garbageman, peanut butter, prophet, profit, preacher, hippy, tanner, turkey sandwich, beatnik and stink |
| Hobbies, interests, and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | Flicking sycamore balls, screaming into a wall, chewing sodium hydroxide, licking the ground and drinking compost water |
| Religion | Religion of Our Holy Saviour Magnetic Chutney, Jain, Stinkist, Kim Jong Unist, Christian, Atheist, Confucianist, Islamist, Mormon, Scientologist, Sikh, Zoroastrian and Shintoist |
| Politics | Anarchist, Communist, Capitalist, Libertarian, Socialist, Democrat, Marxist-Leninist, Conservative, Fascist, Humanist, Liberal, Nationalist and Corporatist |
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| Account statistics | |
| Joined | May 22 1934 |
| Edit count | 69 |
| Permissions | Roof licker |
| Signature | Trip |