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I was actually wondering if I can buy Wikipedia

Offtopic discussion. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 19:30, 8 January 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Me: Can I buy Wikipedia with my whole family of kittens? Passerby-A: You shouldn't and you can't. Me: Okay, can I exchange Wikipedia for the price of Santa Claus and his reindeers. Passerby-A: If he ever exists. TheeChEese (Talk) 19:52, 9 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipe-tan is currently Santa. Dronebogus (talk) 19:20, 8 January 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Im buying it :)

Fake currency and offtopic discussion. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 18:02, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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I offer you three purple lego studs. Cheers! Kilaseell - Message me! - 16:05, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

That's enough to buy you a Gonk Droid. Panini! • 🥪 17:03, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Just don't step on them. You'll learn a new meaning of suffering as you hop on one foot for a thousand years. Perfect4th (May the Fourth be with you!) 18:00, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Now hold on.

Fake currency. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 17:33, 8 November 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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I am unsure about this purchase. This value seems very inflated, especially without the contributor's value. I would like to buy Wikipedia (or a part of it) for 2000 Dimma Dollars. The Shamming Man has appeared. Sham me / Where I've shammed 17:30, 8 November 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Danny

Offtopic discussion. Let's save the space for people who genuinely actually want to give us $86,363,209,984,932,583.92. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 19:37, 30 March 2023 (UTC)[reply]

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Very funny but what actually happened to the Danny the article speaks of? Is he real? ^Over_Under (talk) 18:00, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

i think its just a joke 116.213.80.8 (talk) 18:03, 30 March 2023 (UTC)[reply]

@OverUnder I tried seeing if there was anything, but any information on this "Danny" guy is nonsense. It's like the Chuck Norris meme except it's about how he supposedly died. TeaZilla ^{Fancy a cup?} 18:27, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

But where did it originate? I think it started off as something serious but became something like an inside joke at some point. I'll look into it more. ^Over_Under (talk) 18:28, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

@OverUnder Me too. I'll let you know here if I find anything. TeaZilla ^{Fancy a cup?} 19:34, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

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Whatever. @OverUnder let's keep talking about this on my talk page. TeaZilla ^{Fancy a cup?} 19:05, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Okay. ^Over_Under (talk) 19:07, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Request

Fake currency. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 19:07, 4 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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I'll take Wikipedia for about 1997 Kromer. - Master of Hedgehogs ^(converse) ^{(hate that hedgehog!)} 19:03, 4 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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Wikipedia is going bankrupt

Offtopic discussion. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 07:48, 5 September 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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Wikipedia is going bankrupt. Kindly take back all your moneys. Don't blame it otherwise 122.162.145.189 (talk) 07:41, 5 September 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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