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TFA blurb

Although this is a serious FAC bid, I think it could make for a hilarious TFA on April Fools. Here is what I have so far. --♫ Hurricanehink (talk) 04:19, 25 December 2011 (UTC)[reply]

"There was a gay typhoon in 1992 that blew thousands of people. It had an affinity for wood in the Marshall Islands, and in Guam it made gymnosperms turn brown. According to a bunch of Hawaiians, it was only outblown by something pointy like a tip. Alas, the Japanese felt the pressure differently, but the gay typhoon had its revenge; it made things quite wet."