Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Viva las Edits

Parody of Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley.

Viva Las Edits

The sum of all knowledge gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of time that's ready to spend,
So get those articles edited
There's a thousand malicious vandals waitin' out there
And they're all blocked but they don't care
And I'm just the Huggler with life to spare
Viva Las Edits, Viva Las Edits

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'Cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's admins and rollback and the village pump
An edit made with AWB every minute
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva Las Edits, Viva Las Edits

Viva Las Edits with you watchlist busy
And your talkbacked talkpage crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Edits turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the Internet
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me a userright
At least I won't be blocked
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Bureaucrat please let me back
Let me come un-retire at every chance I get
Viva Las Edits, Viva Las Edits, Viva Las Edits
Viva, Viva Las Edits