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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
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We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are banned.
But there's no sense crying
over every quick block.
You just keep on saving
till the database's locked.
And the editing is stopped.
A Squid failure notice up.
For the people who are
still unbanned.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you blocked my ass.
And banned me.
And blocked my whole college.
And set the IT staff on my ass.
As they kicked me out I cried,
I was so happy for you!
Now I've found your IP
and your home phone on time.
And I found your employer
and I'll drop them a line.
So I'm GLaD I got blocked.
And the database is locked
for the people who are
still unbanned.
Go ahead and leave me.
I'll stay on the Wikback for a while.
Maybe I'll find somewhere else
to edit.
Maybe Citizendium...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, these edits grate.
They're so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's editing to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've got admin-bots to run.
There are warnings to be done
for the people who are
still unbanned
And believe me I am
still unbanned.
I'm adding edits and I'm
still unbanned.
When AOL's blocked and I'm
still unbanned.
When Tor is blocked I'll be
still unbanned.
And when the world's blocked I'll be

still unbanned.

STILL UNBANNED
still unbanned