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~ The Royal House of Hamsteria, Information ~

The Royal House of Hamsteria is an institution created in 1999 to recognize hamsters and all their hamstery things. All Syrian hamsters are related and this particular family is a symbol of Hamsters worldwide 👑.

Although the family does not hold any power, they represent peace of nature.

Hamsterberg

Hamsterberg is the capital of Hamsteria. Over 100,000 Hamsterians live in this city.

History of the Royal Family

The Royal Family of the Royal House of Hamsteria was born in December 1999 in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and other realms until 2023, where a period of radical political and societal change in Hamsteria led to a brutal civil war that led to the presidency of His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT

The following list is the entire list of Monarchs from 1999—2023.

Monarchs

1. HM King Roadrunner Royal I (reigned 1999—2002; lived 1926—2002)
2. HM Hon. King Spot Royal I (reigned 2002—2002; lived 2000—2002)
3. HM Queen Tiny Royal III (reigned 2002—2003; lived 2002—2003)
4. HM Queen Tiny Royal IV (reigned 2003—2004; lived 2002—2003)
5. HM Queen Warren Royal I (reigned 2002—2002; lived 2002—2002)
6. HM King Roadrunner Royal III (reigned 2004—2004; lived 2003—2004)
7. HM King Roadrunner North Tiny Royal IV (reigned 2005—2020; lived 2005-2020)
8. HM Sir Humphrey Hamilton Royal I (reigned 2019-2020 ; lived 2017-2021)
9. HM King Warren Roadrunner Royal I (reigned 2020-2023; lived 2019-)

PRESIDENTS

1. His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT took over the Thone in 2023, after a brutal civil war! He rules as a military dictator and is considered one of the most brutal despots in modern world history!

Princes and princesses

1. HRH Prince Spot I (reigned 2000—2002, Became King upon Roadrunner I death; lived 2000, D. 2002)
2. HRH Princess Tiny I (reigned 2001—2001; lived 2001—2001)
3. HRH Princess Tiny II (reigned 2002—2002; lived 2000—2002)
4. HRH Princess Warren I (reigned 2002—2002, Became Queen upon Tiny III death; lived 2002—2002)
5. HRH Princess Tiny IV (reigned 2002—2003, Became Queen upon Warren I death; lived 2002—2004)
6. HRH Prince Roadrunner II (reigned 2003—2003; lived 2003—2003)
7. HRH Prince Roadrunner III (reigned 2003—2004, Became King upon Tiny IV death; lived 2000—2002)
8. HRH Prince Roadrunner V (reigned 2005—2020; lived 2005-2020)
9. HRH Prince Warren Roadrunner Royal I (reigned 2020-2023, Became king when Roadrunner V contracted COVID - 19; lived 2019-)

1999—2020

Throughout the reign of the family, many things have changed. During the reign of King Roadrunner I there wasn't an institution or anything, only a small paper crown.

This all changed with the reign of Queen Tiny III who introduced the Church Royal, a new church filled with luxurious drapes, flags, boxes, carpets, books and a new crown.

As the different monarchs succeeded the Church was improved and then the Parlour of Rest was introduced and added to the church upon the reign of Queen Tiny IV, here the coffin of the deceased monarch lies in state for 3 days.

Then major changes came during the reign's of Roadrunner III & IV, a new gold crown was purchased from London in November 2004 replacing the old crown, the old crown was refurbished and now used as a personal princely crown and then again a new total Gold red silk crown was bought in July 2004 from London, replacing the previous November crown and is still used today.

All of the old crowns are kept in the Parlour of Rest whilst the Princely and Sovereign crowns are kept in the Royal Church.

In 2004 upon the reign Queen Tiny IV Church Royal was abolished and replaced by the new Royal House which is now used today and which all Royalty are apart of.

The pandemic of 2020 led to the Hamsterian population decreasing by -10%. Unfortunately, HRH King Roadrunner Royal V, who had ruled for 15 whole years, contracted COVID and was placed under isolation and handed over the kingdom to his son, HRH Warren Roadrunner Royal I, due to not being able to attend court.

2021 Hamsterian Crisis

HRH Warren claimed on January 2021 that he had crushed an attempted Coup D'etat, which has drawn controversy over whether or not it was real or if it was staged so the new King could court public sympathy. The King claims that assassins have tried to drown him in a cup of apple juice, but some guards saw him and fished him out. Critics of the Government have pointed out that HRH Warren is a very big hamster, and knows how to swim, so it's rather unlikely he could seriously have been stuck. The King has tried numerous Hamsterian Politicians in Court, drawing more criticism from foreign observers, who suggest he may be trying to use the Coup as an excuse to exercise and consolidate his authority. Five hamsters so far have been sentenced to life imprisonment, and the Royal Court has implied it might use the death penalty for some convicted criminals.

International uproar has ensued, which HRH Warren responded with by leaving the International Criminal Court. After the U.N. threatened to place sanctions as a punishment, HRH Warren Royal Roadrunner I passed a controversial bill ending Hamsteria's membership in the United Nations. A crisis followed and a brief 20-Day Rebellion against the Prince occurred. The rebels, backed by the U.N., were eventually crushed despite putting up a brave resistance via Guerrilla War, and so the "Honorary Republic of Hamsteria" declared by the rebels never came into fruition, although being recognized by 24 countries.

The U.N. is now undergoing negotiations with Hamsteria after the 20-Day War, and is hoping to form a compromise in which Hamsteria may be given a "Special Status" at the U.N. A final agreement has not yet been reached.

Shortly after the crisis, in 2023 a military leader began a civil war, ending in the Royal Family being replaced by His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT, the first president of Hamsteria. It is unknown if this is connected to the war.

On 15th November 2024, an unknown hamster attempted to assassinate the president. The bullet missed, and the hamster was given a lifetime prison sentence.

Government of Hamsteria

Upon the reign of King Roadrunner IV (2005), on 17 November the Community Hamsteria Constitution was written adding but not replacing Royal House, a new institution to Hamsteria; the Government of Hamsteria.

The New Government of Hamsteria currently governed by HM King Roadrunner IV, was introduced to take absolute power from the monarch and share it halfway, this giving the Hamsteria Community of Hamsters greater freedom and rights in the community, all hamsters members of the community before this was awarder titles by the monarch only and obeyed monarch-made laws. Mike Carter is their leader

The Governor of the government is to be elected once per 6 months and only ONE set of laws are allowed to be passed during the rule, although the monarch now has to negotiate all laws passed with the Governor first and is NOT allowed to abolish institutions or create without Government approval.

The constitution is as follows:

'For the Hamsters, God and the Law shall the Hamsteria Government be formed, with the KING and the GOVERNOR sharing equal right of power of law'

This act was created and in a ceremony of the Royal Family the new 'Seat of Power' building opened by King Roadrunner IV, who is the first Governor of the constitutional monarchy.

The post of governor was abolished by HM King Warren Roadrunner Royal I after consulting the community at large as the post had become redundant (owing to no awareness among the hamster population regarding Hamsteria).

The list of Governors are as follows:

1. FIRST Governor, HM King Roadrunner IV (Term 1: Nov—Dec 2005)

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(2005-2019)

Royal Coronation

On the proclamation of a new monarch this is read before the crown be placed:

IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD, WE CROWN YOU..., although during Church Royal a different speech was used. It numbered too many words to list here without irritation to the reader.

Imperial & Government Titles

The title service, gives Hamsters who have reigned along time, done good deeds etc. a title to their name under the Community of Hamsteria, this applies to ALL members of the Community.

ROYAL ORDERS (ROYAL HOUSE) Can only be awarded by monarch.

1. SIR / LADY
2. Honourable (Hon)
3. LORD (Male only)
4. Order of the Thistle (O.T)
5. Order of the Garter (O.G)
6. Order of the Most Highest (O.M.H; Given to Hamsters member of the Hamsteria Community who have received all the above titles)

GOVERNMENT ORDERS (GOVERNMENT of HAMSTERIA) Introduced with new government in 2005, can only be awarded by the Governor and titles are not apart of the Royal Orders)

1. Order of the Free (O.F.G)
2. Order of Liberty (O.L.G)
3. Commander of Hamsteria (C.C.H)
4. Star Order of the Highest (S.O; Only given upon receiving ALL above government titles)

Note: all Governors are automatically rewarded Order of the Free as representatives of Free Hamsteria.

The Hamsteria Community consists of the Royal House Branch (Royal Family), and the Government of Hamsteria Branch (Government), both governing the community with an equal share of power; NEITHER can be abolished with out total agree of the Community and both branches.