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The Derby Series of The Table are a series of horse races spanning throughout late April to early July annually in various locations in Kentucky and Tennessee.
The series is open to the public and anyone can enter their horse. The age qualifications for each race vary. Any horse at any age can race in the Post Derby Callimiarry, but the Reel Derby Baby, The Pre-Derby §armiatra, and the N-Sixty-Horse Contestants can only be ages 2–8. Horses from all around the United States of America come to enter in the Series, but it is still little known throughout most of the world.
History of The Series
The Derby Series was founded by Sir William Applebottum in 1925. He got the idea in 1922 while on his farm, a week after a colt had been foaled. That colt would go on to become the first winner of the Reel Derby Baby, his name was "Cavalrye". Cavalrye burst into the horse racing world in the twenties, finishing; 2nd, 4th, and 1st in the runnings of his derbies, and retired with a record of 27:16 and 6. Every year since 1925, there has been a running of all the derbies. The perhaps most famed Derby winner was 1985's Full-Flush winner, Breezy The One-Man-Wrecking Ball. Breezy is the only horse to have won all the derbies in the same year, otherwise known as a Full-Flush.
The 2011 Derby Series
The following will be derby horses set to race in the 2011 What Was That? Derby.
| Horse Name | Jockey | Odds |
|---|---|---|
| Breeze From Uranus | Trance Thompson | 7:1 |
| Leghornian Vareity | José Abendaño | 35:1 |
| Gay In The Weiner, Straight In The Mind | Paul Estrada | 9:1 |
| Saumigautti | Billy Sampler | 26:1 |
| '76 Sunday | Tex Martin | 39:1 |
| No One Has To Know | Arnold Ulrich | 25:1 |
| Paupodaupolousolaupolousopaulopaulous | Kenny Sweet | 30:1 |
| Qvežtchōž | Lee Francis | 24:1 |
| Dazzle Me Drunk | Raul Vendéños | 14:1 |
| Can You Crack This One? | Zach White | 47:1 |
| Nice Ankle Weights, Mom! | Tom Saxtonian | 36:1 |
| The Expectation | Derleth Sweet | 9:1 |
| D'ade, You're Getting Smoked By a Filly! | Louanne Blasett | 50:1 |
| Running In The Wrong Direction | Pablo Hernandez | 20:1 |
| £-Wallace Palace-£ <Weighless Payless> | Rich Aston | 5:1 |
| ¡No Fuego, Señor! ¡Soy Negro! | Sam Short | 30:1 |
| Johnny-On-The-Spot | Antonio Velé | 13:1 |
| Don't Bet Me To Place | Andy Demps | 46:1 |
| Just Guess, It's a 25% Chance! | Louis Westley | 18:1 |
| Bearded Man Atop The Bunk Bed | Ike Montana | 42:1 |
Category:Horse races in the United States Category:Recurring sporting events established in 1925