User talk:Which Hazel?

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January 2016

Hello, I'm Oshwah. I wanted to let you know that I reverted one of your recent contributions —the one you made with this edit to Skid mark— because it didn’t appear constructive to me. If you think I made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks. ~Oshwah~^{(talk) (contribs)} 00:13, 2 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Your riddle

So, what's the answer? Newyorkbrad (talk) 20:23, 19 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

No matter what they do, their face is covered in blemishes. But at least the 15 year old will eventually grow out of that phase. Probably could work in a masturbation joke as well (I have since forgot it) but it would strike to close to home for most Wales Watchers.Which Hazel? (talk) 02:05, 20 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Go away

Dear "Witch Hazel". I just read your disgusting comments at Talk:Jimbo Wales, which have been hidden instead of removed (as I think they should have been). Please go away and never come back. A "drawer full of broken spoons" is your prize for being a unrepentant bad parent. Your parenting sucks. Thanks. 217.38.110.9 (talk) 21:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Who ever said those spoons were used on my kids? Now take your unsolicited opinion and fuck off back under your rock.Which Hazel? (talk) 02:07, 20 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

A barnstar for you!

	The Barnstar of Diligence
	For your work in whipping Jimmy Buffett into shape. Thanks! Drmies (talk) 03:41, 20 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Blocked for sockpuppetry

This account has been blocked from editing for a period of 1 week for sock puppetry per evidence presented at Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Which Hazel?. Note that multiple accounts are allowed, but using them for illegitimate reasons is not, and that any contributions made while evading blocks or bans may be reverted or deleted. Once the block has expired, you're welcome to make useful contributions. If you believe that this block was in error, and you would like to be unblocked, you may appeal this block by first reading the guide to appealing blocks, then adding the text {{unblock|Your reason here ~~~~}} below. Mike V • Talk 14:08, 25 May 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Do any of Which Hazel?'s edits look like vandalism?

Well, I think this edit to the article skid marks does. They tried insert a poo-joke into the article on road skids. Geo Swan (talk) 12:52, 27 May 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Do any of Which Hazel?'s edits look like they are from a partisan POV?

One of Which Hazel?'s sockpuppets, That man from Nantucket, was very loose with accusations of POV partisanship. Going through their own edits I find edits like this. It was trivial to find references that confirmed that Lee Atwater acknowledged simply making up the accusation. Geo Swan (talk) 14:15, 27 May 2016 (UTC)[reply]