User talk:Voldejenn
Welcome
[edit]Hello, Voldejenn, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for being the coolest cat ever to grace these desolate lands I like to call "Satan's Armpit." Anyhoo, me and a couple of the guys down at the plant were wonderin' whether or not you'd like to join us for a couple o' brewskis and some of the pretzels that Jim down in accounting's wife Judy makes. Get back to me on that, and remember, keep it fresh, keep it real, and above all, keep it on the DL. I'm off to pick up my wife's ointment so I guess I'll bid you good morrow.