User talk:Spout
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-Jetman123 06:42, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
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Thanks for the welcome, Jetman.
--Spout 20:06, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
Hey Spout, got your messages on my talk page. Thanks for looking for a decent Achaea map. I'd almost forgotten I'd requested that! Anyway, welcome to Wikipedia, and here's a robot with teeth for your trouble. Let me know if I can ever help with anything. -Tim Rhymeless (Er...let's shimmy) 09:37, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
Um spout yea, you just told me to stop doing what i love, now i will kill myself as i have had a gun pointed at my head for the past three hours, i hope you feel good about your self, ill see you in hell. i have nothing left to live for, (imagine a loud gunshot and the sound of dripping blood)!
- This was left by a lovely anonymous user who would leave messages in articles reflecting his passion for the posterior end. I was going to remove it, but it's the first response I've gotten, so I decided it would be nice to save. --Spout 00:32, 10 February 2006 (UTC)