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2009 Headingley Test v Australia

1225 to End Of Innings (Sorry For Delay. Katich out for a duck off Harmison though!)

Ian, Fleet, in the TMS inbox: "Surely the best offering from the S&G songbook is: "Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you". He may have held the bat a bit funny, and be dead, but he may well be an improvement."

1427: Apologies if you've just spat out your lunch all over your computer screen - you have read correctly. Anderson attempts to fend off a short Siddle delivery, but meekly gloves to Haddin, whose fingers are about as limber as Richard Clayderman's following his injury, before the very next delivery sees last man Graham Onions loop a simple catch to short leg Simon Katich. The Aussies go absolutely ballistic, although Onions reacts as if he has been sold a dud Rolex on a popular internet auction site. Lo and behold, up goes the finger of Asad Rauf, although replays suggest the ball was nowhere near Onions' bat. Wonder if Lily Allen will Tweet about that.

ENGLAND 102 ALL OUT

1422: 102 all out WICKET Onions ct Katich b Siddle 0 A ball later and it's over.

1420: 102-9 WICKET Anderson ct Haddin b Siddle 2 After scything a drive through point, Anderson spoons another simple catch to Haddin from a nasty Siddle bumper. Someone start the car...

From Louise in the TMS inbox: "Feel the need to apologise to the whole of England - this performance might be my fault, not Hugh's. I accidently, sort of fleetingly, felt a bit sorry for Mitchell Johnson for not being on form, and Ponting for getting booed. Sorry…"

1418: 100-8 Matt Prior moves to 37 with another tidy square drive, this time off the impressive Ben Hilfenhaus, a man who could probably swing a gala melon. You remember that sound when England won the second Test at Lord's? We've just heard something similar as Anderson pushes a quick single off his back foot into the covers, bringing up England's hundred. Three figures have been reached - call off the dogs.

1414: 98-8 More simple cricket from Australia as Harmison plays all around a straight delivery from Siddle, handing Haddin the simplest catch of his international career. In comes Jimmy Anderson, the man who has never scored a duck for England. Oh what a day to break that run...

1410: 98-8 WICKET Harmison ct Haddin b Siddle 0 A huge appeal from the Aussies as Prior attempts to hook a short Siddle delivery, but umpire Asad Rauf is unmoved - but the finger heads towards the heavens a couple of deliveries later as Steve Harmison edges a straight ball to Haddin.

1407 - 97-7: Here's a reassuring fact for you - Steve Harmison has 19 ducks in 60 Tests for England. Only Mike Atherton has more with 20, although I know who I would like at the crease right now. Harmi then proceeds to play a leave outside his off stump which would make Courtney Walsh jealous. Four leg-byes off the pad of Harmison sees England crawl towards the ton.

"Here we go - let's kick the team, abuse them, call them useless. From what I see and hear its more about great bowling this morning. Only Bopara can not dare look at himself in the mirror. I am fearful of the improving weather, but I will for always be positive. Anyone care to join me?" Gina in Gloucestershire in the TMS inbox

1402 - 92-7: In the words of that annoying meerkat on that insurance advert, simples. Siddle serves up a tempter outside off stump, too much for Swann to resist as he attempts an expansive drive through cover, only to edge to Clarke at first slip. Out comes Steve Harmison to a rousing ovation, only to get absolutely clattered around the helmet by a "Howdoyoudo" from Siddle.

1359: 92-7 WICKET Swann ct Clarke b Siddle 0 Swanny's only gone and spooned a simple catch to first slip...

Jonny in the TMS inbox: "Young Extras can hold his head high as he enjoys his cucumber sandwiches knowing that even with a lowly innings of 10 he's still out-bat five of his colleagues."

1357 - 91-6 Lovely banana-shaped outswinger from Clark, outrageously flirting with the edge of Swann's bat before thumping into the gloves of Brad Haddin. What is Bowden doing? The Kiwi does some sort of can-can shuffle signalling a leg-bye before Prior threads an aesthetically pleasing drive through extra cover for three.

1352 - 87-6 Four men in KISS costumes the stands look unusually chipper considering what they're watching as Siddle serves up some chin music for Graeme Swann, who takes evasive action, much to the delight of the pumped up Siddle, who looks as if he has forgotten to lick the cream off his face after wolfing a doughnut. A no-ball and a couple of singles see England limp towards three figures.

1348 - 84-6 "What's a good total from here?" asks Dirsy as he finishes off the dregs of his refreshing beverage. We all think 150 and a spanking square drive from Prior and a cute drive through cover for two off Stu Clark sees England add a few more to their meagre total. More encouragingly, Prior's back has been gip-free so far.

From Emma, London, TMS inbox: "I'd have thought that the Simon and Garfunkel lyric on Strauss' mind is more likely to be: 'Hello darkness my old friend...I've come to talk with you again'."

1344 - 77-6 The players are out a few minutes before the usual post-lunch resumption, with Peter Siddle to open up against the lumberly challenged Matt Prior, who sees a thick outside edge bisect the gaping hole between third slip and gully for four, although the ball rolled all along the carpet to the boundary. His next shot is more confident, clipping a ball off his toes down to fine leg for a single.

1335: For those of you wondering why the standards of this text commentary have collapsed like England middle's order, that's because Ben is eating his body weight in crisps to console himself after presiding over the morning session. Refresh your browser or batter the F5 key to Headingley to see my name magically appear at the top of the page. The players are back out, with new man Graeme Swann at the crease. PS - here's a picture of Ian Botham shaking hands with a gorilla.

1335: To quote Simon and Garfunkel, "I get all the news I need from the weather report". The BBC weather website tells us we have a weekend of sunny intervals, although we're due for light rain on Monday. Right now, I wouldn't worry too much about that forecast...

From David Martin, TMS inbox: "Forty minutes without the loss of a wicket - God bless the lunch break."

Butch socks it to the Aussies 1326: Yeah cheers Dirsy, thanks for that, the equivalent of Stuart Pearce's back pass to David Seaman against San Marino in 1993. Let's hark back to better days - here's Mark Butcher, who announced his retirement from cricket on Thursday because of a debilitating injury, smashing a match-winning 173 against Australia at Headingley in 2001. Someone show this to Matt Prior.

By Ben Dirs

1312: Right, I feel very depressed and a little bit sick. Here's Pranav, have fun... oh, and I hope the site starts working properly... what a hospital pass that is...

"I told him, I told him this would happen. As Onions and Anderson ripped through the Aussies' middle order last week my colleague was heard to declare, 'This is the morning we won the Ashes back'. Does he know nothing? You don't say things like that, ever. It's the rule. And now we're paying for it. If you want someone to blame for this his name is Hugh..." Tim, London, in the TMS inbox

BBC Sport's Tom Fordyce on Twitter: "Just seen the lunchtime menu at Headingley: humble pie for England, Australia having their cake and eating it."

"Once again I am left bamboozled and wide-eyed by the ability of the English Cricket Team to stride valiantly towards the 'beast of victory' before drawing the 'sword of ineptitude' and striking cleanly for the monsters beating heart! All hail Sir Collapse-a-lot." Ahmed Zeidan in the TMS inbox

1302 - 72-6 Right, that's lunch. Sorry about that ladies and gents, but look on the bright side, you can do that shopping down Homebase on Tuesday that you've been putting off for weeks.

1258 - WICKET - Broad c Katich b Clark (Eng 72-6) One more over before lunch, Clark into Broad. Broad nibbles again and is beaten. No-frills from Clark, just slinging it down the corridor of uncertainty, but at least Broad might learn something. Lbw appeal from Clark, but Umpire Bowden looks singularly unimpressed, that was slipping down leg and high. BROAD GONE! The Notts man turns Clark off his pads and straight into the hands of Katich at short square-leg.

"The scorecard says 'Australia: Yet to bat'. Apparently, so are England." Paul, Nottingham, in TMS inbox

1253 - 72-5 I see Sam the koala, survivor of the recent bush fires in Australia, been put down. Ave Maria, really puts things into perspective. Wild wide from Johnson, but he's really got his dander up, he's as wide-eyed as Blowers in a meadow full of butterflies. Whoa! Lifter from Johnson and it catches the shoulder of Broad's blade and runs away for a couple. Every ball's a grenade at the moment, but that's a cheeky single from Broad to keep the strike.

BBC Sport's Tom Fordyce on Twitter: "Stuart Broad batting before lunch? Did we start at 2am?"

1248 - 67-5 Broad is the next man in, surely the target must be 130-140 now? They'll be lucky to get there, as Broad is beaten outside off. How was Clark not in this side at the start of the series? Just good, no-nonsense Test match bowling, putting the ball in the right areas outside off... four byes down the leg-side...

1245 - WICKET - Cook c Ponting b Clark 30 (Eng 63-5) England in a right pickle - Cook comes forward tentatively, edges and Ponting takes a straightforward catch at second slip. Nice lines from Clark, that's all it was...

"Ah, that familiar feeling of crushed dreams. Welcome home, old friend." Tom in the TMS inbox

1242 - 63-4 Shot! Wide from Johnson and Prior twirls him over the slips and away for four. Brute of a ball from Johnson next up, that must have been like taking the lid off a basket containing a King Cobra. Deary me, Prior flays at another wide one and picks up four more unconvincing runs. Johnson gets in Prior's face at change of ends, the Aussie really putting the hobnails in now.

1237 - 55-4 Prior may well have 'streaky' chiselled into his gravestone. Wide from Clark and Prior skews him through third-man for four. No dramas the rest of the over, but the Sussex gloveman has a decision to make - perish playing defensive, or go down in a hail of bullets?

"We can only hope - for the sake of his career, this Test, and the Ashes - that Harmy can produce a spell of brutal magic to rescue us from this start." Adam the Concerned, Warwick, in the TMS inbox

Phil Hannant, TMS inbox: "It seems poetic justice that as England's batting order collapses, so does the BBC website."

1233 - 50-4 Prior deflects Johnson past the man at short-leg for a couple before picking up another single. Apologies again for the technical problems, we've got our bods on it... anyone? Anyone? There's England's fifty, Cook turning Johnson off his pads for four.

1229 - 43-4 Prior next in, and England have never needed him more, although expecting him to weigh anchor and come over all Boycott is rather like expecting Lewis Hamilton to downgrade from a Pussycat Doll to a 50-year-old nurse from Peckham. Some lovely hoop on that ball from Clark to Collingwood, all four wickets taken by different bowlers so far. One leg-bye, England creaking and groaning like a battered warship. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.3.174.54 (talk) 13:49, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

1200 to 1225

BBC Sport's Tom Fordyce on Twitter: "Calamity upon calamity for England. Anyone fancy a bat?"

1225 - WICKET - Collingwood c Ponting b Clark 0 (Eng 42-4) Cook pushes Clark to mid-off for one. But down goes another one, Colly prodding tentatively and Punter pouching a safe catch low to his left.

"Bopara reminds me of one of my friends who goes out at three and as a result gets completely smashed, when he'd probably do better to go out later, say about six." Hugo in Geneva in the TMS inbox

1222 - 41-3 Good toss to lose this, bit of swing, bit of nibble off the pitch, and a bit of lift for Johnson too. Snorter from the Queenslander, and Cook plays it well. Matthew Hayden has just revealed on TMS that he calls his wife "honey". For some reason, that didn't surprise me. Cook clips Johnson off his pads for a single.

"Why is it we English keep producing 'highly talented' batsman that just can't produce in the big games? It seems to be the English problem. I think we need to send our young talented boys to Australia or South Africa to learn something." James in the TMS inbox

"Ian Bell has never exactly filled me with confidence. Watching him bat is a bit like turning up for a flying lesson to find the instructor wearing cataract glasses." Steven in the TMS inbox

1218 - 40-3 Cook has a nibble and is beaten by Clark. Cook prods forward again and gets a thick outside-edge through point for one. Clark with a strangled lbw appeal against Colly, but umpire Bowden looks at him as if he's just trodden in some dog mess on his way to his daughter's wedding.

"A cover-drive?! Boycs' jim-jams would have nothing more aggressive than him blocking out a dot ball to protect his wicket. Even in his dreams he'd only play for the draw." Marcus, Chelmsford, in the TMS inbox

1209 - 39-3 Johnson full of beans now, and he's now getting it to swing. Collingwood the new batsman, and he does well to keep out a ball hooping back in.

1209 - WICKET - Bell c Haddin b Johnson 8, Eng 39-3 Single for Cook with a dab to point. Johnson in from the rugby league ground end, and it's a bumper... AND BELL'S GONE! Fine, lifting delivery and Bell is unable to get his gloves out of the way. England coming apart like a badly-packed kebab...

1207 - 38-2 Clark continues after drinks, as I imagine what various England cricketers might wear in bed. Bell struggling to get into any kind of rhythm at the moment - Clark is Norris on the Spot and that's a maiden. Gatts, presumably, wears little more than a strategically-placed tea tray, while I imagine Bell opts for something in the Loony Toons range. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.3.174.54 (talk) 11:34, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

1115 to 1200

From Joe Hall, TMS inbox: "Is it just me, or does umpire Asad Rauf look a little like a homeless man attempting to impersonate the late King of Pop at the business end of the Thriller video? Either that, or a dishevelled snapper turtle in a black wig."

1200 - 38-2 Two for Cook, timing Johnson down the ground. The enigma that is Mitchell Johnson... for the Aussie selectors it must be like packing a Steinway piano onto the plane at Sydney only for a Bontempi organ to turn up in Heathrow. Short, but Cook misses out with a pull shot. Players take drinks...

"I can see Boycs wearing a plain night shirt and matching headwear and climbing into bed very slowly with absolute precision. When questioned about his manner of entering the bed, he would simply answer 'is good technique is that'." Big Phil, Wrexham, in the TMS inbox

1155 - 34-2 Here's Stuart Clark, player of the series in 2006/07, and he's a bit frayed so far. Leg-side ball to Cook and Haddin is unable to gather and the ball dribbles away for one. "Would Geoff Boycott's pyjama bottoms have the words 'corridor of uncertainty' on them? emails Joe in Oxfordshire. I think those words would be piped in ye-olde script down either leg. My father once opened the front door wearing a pyjama top and no bottoms. Bit odd that.

"Bopara reminds me of an episode of CSI, all style and no substance." James in Woolwich in the TMS inbox

1151 - 33-2 That's streakier than a bag of Frazzles from Bell, reaching for one and the ball flying over the slip cordon and away for four. Johnson the bowler, and that's a pretty good lbw shout against Bell, playing across the line, but it was going down leg. Have a word with yourself Belly - the Warwickshire man swipes at a ball about three feet outside off and is beaten again. Hmmm...

1146 - 29-2 Hilfenhaus teasing and Cook plays a rather woolly drive outside off and is beaten. But that's a settler for Cook, Hilfenhaus straying onto his pads and allowing him to flick him away for four. Two more for Cook with an on-drive, he's now 18.

1142 - 23-2 Apologies for the technical problems you're having, but I'm afraid the whole site is rubbered at the moment. No point in taking it out on me, that's a bit like shouting at George Alagiah when one of the phone lines goes down on the news. Siddle round the wicket to Cook, and the Essex man is beaten outside off. One for Cook, before Siddle's radar goes awry and Bell isn't made to play for the rest of the over. Some chat on the wireless about what Boycs might wear in bed. I reckon he wears jim-jams with little cartoon pictures of himself playing a cover-drive all over them.

1137 - 22-2 Hilfenhaus really hooping it away from the right-handed Bell, who is yet to score. Ponting masticating maniacally at second slip. He doesn't chew gum, he teaches it a lesson. Another away-swinger from the Tasmanian and Bell gets well forward and creams him through cover-point for four.

1134 - 18-2 Siddle slides one across the face of Cook's bat before the Essex left-hander pokes into the covers for a couple. Just seen a replay of that Bopara dismissal and it looked like Hilfenhaus may have overstepped by a fraction, but what goes around comes around.

1130 - 16-2 No need to worry folks, here comes KP... hang on a minute... come on Belly, now's your time. He gets a poor leg-side full-toss first up and see out the over.

BBC Sport's Tom Fordyce on Twitter: "Glad Prior's fit, but at same time a certain sadness that my only chance of a Test dayboo has just evaporated. "

1127 - WICKET - Bopara c Hussey b Hilfenhaus 1 (Eng 16-2) A couple of Pearly Accountants Lambeth Walk past my office as Hilfenhaus rather squares Cook up. A single for Cook... AND AUSTRALIA HAVE GOT ANOTHER ONE! Ball nibbling about a little bit, bit of lift, and Bopara fences straight to Hussey at gully.

"Have you never cooked for her folks before? You always end up taking far longer than expected, throwing things into the pot you didn't even know existed, and after plying the parents with booze because they're convinced you're making a hash of things, your mint pork hazelnut paprika red pepper stir fried casserole turns out to be absolutely delicious. To whit, Harmy will have a horrible first four days and then wrap it up with a five- for to win it on the final day." Justin Williams in the TMS inbox

1124 - 15-1 Nice lines from Siddle and Bopara, fencing rather, is beaten outside off. Full-length ball from Siddle and Cook prods into the covers and scampers a quick single. No dramas for Bopara for the rest of the over, as the man next to me asks wistfully, "is this to be the making of Ravi?"

TMS summariser Phil Tufnell: "Andrew Strauss was going for a big expansive drive and did not quite get his foot to the pitch. But that's a catch in a lifetime for North, he almost didn't see it come off the bat."

1120 - 13-1 What a catch that was from North, it was one of those ones that either sticks or snaps your fingers off. Bopara next up the ramp, and he owes England a few runs. It's all very well scoring three tons in a row against the Windies, but it's a bit like taking Cliff Richard to the cleaners on the outside courts at Wimbledon before going up against Rafa Nadal. Well-placed flick through mid-wicket for a couple.

Preamble to 1115

1115 - WICKET - Strauss c North b Siddle 3 (Eng 11-1) One leg-bye before Cook nibbles into the covers for one. The site's a bit slow today apparently... sorry. AND WE'VE GOT A WICKET! You won't see many better slip catches than that, Strauss driving and edging and North chucking out a right paw and snaffling an absolute pearler at third slip.

"Look 'ere Ben Dirs (is that really your name?) there is nufink worse than the middle classes appropriating rhyming slang. Its my bleedin 'eritage - wot next, Pearly Accountants?" Burner in the TMS inbox

"I once burst into uncontrollable floods of tears on discovering that my old Eton tie had run into my ermine robes. That's what happens when the scullery maid is suffering from swine flu and her Ladyship has to take charge of the laundry." Patrick, Swansea, in the TMS inbox

From Callum, text 81111: "My gran was ko'd by a polo ball and swooned into a butler serving champagne. Aristocratic? Or merely bourgeoisie."

1107 - 7-0 Siddle shares the new cherry with Hilfenhaus, and here's Cook on strike, and he's off the mark with a nicely-timed clip through mid-wicket for four. Cook opens the face and tries to run the ball away square, but that's well-fielded.

1103 - 2-0 Hilfenhaus up first with the ball for Australia, and that's a very respectable lbw appeal first up - big inswinger into the left-handed Strauss, and that looks like it's hitting middle and leg. Umpire Bowden thinks not, and the England skipper has a life. Strauss off the mark next ball with a push into the covers. Strauss' face was very telling after he was rapped on the pad, he thought he was a goner...

1057: Right, it's Jerusalem, and here come the players. Most important session of the series so far, and here come the left-handed Strauss and Cook... manually refresh to catch the vote and video scorecard... put a fork in me, I'm done...

England captain Andrew Strauss: "It is a big blow losing Fred but unfortunately he just isn't fit enough. We all feel for him but it is great to have Steve Harmison coming in. He has been in great form, he is champing at the bit and hopefully he will add some potency to our bowling attack. We have decided to go for an extra bowler. I think we have got the batting there. Hopefully we have got an attack that will take 20 wickets. We are mad keen to win this Test. There are no thoughts about hanging on to our lead."

1054: KP on a cross... and relax... Harmison's Shakespears have obviously cleared up, his feet were apparently giving him some serious gip during Durham's recent game against Sussex. Harmison's been terrorising county batsmen so far this season, as is his wont. But it's all very well impressing your girlfriend in the kitchen on a lazy Sunday afternoon, can you do it when her folks are round?

England: AJ Strauss (cap), JM Anderson, IR Bell, RS Bopara, SCJ Broad, PD Collingwood, AN Cook, SJ Harmison, G Onions, MJ Prior (wk), GP Swann Australia: RT Ponting (cap), MJ Clarke, SR Clark, BJ Haddin (wk), BW Hilfenhaus, MEK Hussey, MG Johnson, SM Katich, MJ North, PM Siddle, SR Watson

1042: So there's no Jonathan Trott in the England side, as some had expected, and Stuart Broad keeps his place. Ponting admits he would have had a bat first, but seems encouraged by the overhead conditions. Two changes for the Aussies: Clark and Haddin in for Hauritz and Manou...

1040: I'm hearing now that England have made just one change, and not the two that may have been expected: Harmison in for the injured Flintoff... and here's the toss... ENGLAND WIN IT, AND THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAT!

1038: Just cribbing from Sky and Athers says it's a "dry, decent pitch". England fans may or may not gain succour from a Rick Wakeman quote I heard the other day: "To find success you must dig in the garden of failure". No idea what he was talking about. The lead singer from Egg said he used to "plunder Ovid" on the same programme, so Wakeman was probably just talking a load of old rubbish.

"Ben, why is it that when Fordyce was in the hot seat all seemed fine in the English garden. You, Sir, take over the text and first Fred's knee finally goes and now Prior, due to FOOTBALL! Ben, please go home and get Tom back, thank you." Niki really nervous now in Oxon in the TMS inbox

1033: YES! KISS MY FACE! PRIOR PASSED FIT! Toss in eight minutes... AND YES, IT IS MY REAL RUDDY NAME, DANIEL KING!

"Ben, why is it that when Fordyce was in the hot seat all seemed fine in the English garden. You, Sir, take over the text and first Fred's knee finally goes and now Prior, due to FOOTBALL! Ben, please go home and get Tom back, thank you." Niki really nervous now in Oxon in the TMS inbox

1025: This is absolute chaos - and by the way I did mean Newsnight without Paxman. Prior is back out! Bit of a grimace as he's warming up, or is that just his face? England, meanwhile, have asked the Aussies to delay the toss by 10 minutes. No need to poke my housemate with the 'fat stick' to check he's not dead this morning, he'll be glued to this...

"I haven't cried for roughly three years, but news of Big Fred not playing at Headingley has made my bottom lip quiver!" Gary Mills in the TMS inbox

"Football? Prior is out because they were playing football?!?!? Everything the Aussies can do, we have to try to do one better. What's next? Onions out due to an intense game of monopoly?" Aneesh Desai, Brussels, in the TMS inbox

1019: If Prior doesn't play, then we're assuming England will ask Australia whether Colly can start off behind the stumps until a replacement can step in. Here's where those prospective replacements are: James Foster is in Southend with Essex (might need a helicopter), Tim Ambrose is in Birmingham with Warwickshire (couple of hours in traffic?), Steven Davies of Worcestershire was in Durham, but may have gone home, and Phil Mustard of Durham is also at the Riverside...

1015: For those looking for a ray of light on an otherwise depressing morning for England, you might want to remind yourself that Flintoff does actually average 48.57 with the ball so far, which doesn't strike me as particularly "talismanic". Australia have their own dilemmas, and I'm hearing Stuart Clark might have earned a recall...

1011: This Prior thing has really rubbered England - he's played pretty well so far, with gloves and bat, but they've now got to dig up a replacement from somewhere. Or do they? News reaches me that it was actually a back spasm rather than a knee and he's now having treatment...

1008: Oh my giddy aunt, the thing that's happened that everyone thought was going to happen at some point - Matt Prior has apparently done a knee playing football during the warm-up and it looks like Paul Collingwood is going to keep wicket, at least until another gloveman can arrive. Playing football on a wet outfield before an Ashes Test is as nonsensical as a bride doing a full workout down the gym in her dress an hour before she's due in church.

1004: Morning all. As you've probably already heard, Andrew Flintoff has been ruled out of the fourth Test in Leeds, but we're yet to discover who will be stepping into his very large boots. An Ashes Test without Flintoff is like Newsnight with Paxman. I like Wark, but she's far less likely to get Harman or Blears quaking than Paxo in full attack dog mode. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.3.174.54 (talk) 10:21, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

teams

England: Strauss (C), Cook, Bopara, Bell, Collingwood, Prior (W), Broad, Swann, Anderson, S Harmison, Onions Australia: S Watson, Katich, Ponting (C), M Hussey, M Clarke, North, Haddin (W), M Johnson, Clark, Siddle, Hilfenhaus —Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.29.107.195 (talk) 10:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

England collapse. 45/4. Bell out for 8, Colly out for a duck. Cook still in with 26, Prior on 2. 82.29.107.195 (talk) 11:32, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Cook out for 30. 67 for 5, Broad in now (4). 82.29.107.195 (talk) 11:49, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Broad out for 3, now 72-6 (24.5 overs). It's clobbering time. 82.29.107.195 (talk) 12:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

On a sad factual note, "Extras" is our third best batsman. Only Cook and Prior managed double figures. 82.29.107.195 (talk) 12:10, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Post lunch pathetic-ness. We're 102/9. What a day, Harmy and Swann are both quacking in the corner with Colly. Anderson has just been caught after three runs... Prior's mighty 37 n.o. is the best today. Mr. "Extras" is worth the same amount of runs as seven of our batsmen combined (17). A lame performance with super Siddle as king. All out off catches though. 82.29.107.195 (talk) 13:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Four little ducks go quack as Onions is caught. Dreadful. Let's hope we make it to day four... 82.29.107.195 (talk) 13:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]