User talk:RandomJoe

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paul klenk ^talk 08:23, 28 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Gator1

Maybe you should report me to Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against sarcasm? Just a thought. Kisses, RandomJoe 22:09, 2 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Fingerpainting 3rd-grader?

Gator1, it appears you are unaware that I have been permablocked by Zoe. This still allows me to edit my Talk page. At first I just stopped by to tweak you with that one little edit; you pretty much deserved that. To my surprise, you made it way too much fun, so I kept on. My god, is this your first time on the internet man? Don't feed a troll. Now, grow a pair of balls and put your user page back. It's ridiculous to take that down on my account. At least leave the pictures up: you have lovely pets, and I enjoyed their pictures. My wife actually spent a while deciding which was cutest. I'll leave you alone, since you must be truly upset to take your user page down. (PS. Artist was meant metaphorically)RandomJoe 02:01, 3 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

human scum?

Hey, I'm not the one who threatened to cut the school funding of children in Penobscot. You're a real swell guy; it figures since you're a fan of Limbaugh & Coulter. Not that some dude who probably just passed the bar is on the legislature anyway. The town planning panel, maybe. No wonder you let some internet troll tie you up in knots, you probably haven't even seen the inside of a courtoom yet. Is that why you're spending all your work time screwing around on the net? Yep, Gator1 is straight on his to partner ... not. What's that you say? You're actually a bigshot lawyer? ROTFL. Love, RandomJoe (Coltrane).

P.S. Zoe is not your buddy. Actually, she's part of a liberal cabal. She's not to be trusted, as she clearly has a vendetta against BigDaddy777. She just temporarily blocked me to mess with your head — don't let your guard down! RandomJoe 16:30, 3 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

billable hours

Well, looks like you've finally learned your lesson. I haven't had a tasty morsel all day. I should charge you for it, 1 hour @ $210 per. But, it's on the house, I enjoyed it. Now, you might want to apply that lesson in your law practice: don't let people get your goat. I know you're reading this, per the Zoe query. But with your lesson learned, my fun has finally passed.

A few last things, boy genius.

Don't leave a link to my page from your user page. I'm likely to just post the whole delightful troll here for others to admire.
If you don't want anyone to know your personal information, don't state that it used to be there on your user page. These things have an edit history, and anyone can just look back.
If you're truly concerned about your personal info, ask an admin to delete the edit history. They'll be glad to do it.
I could just start a new user account to troll you from, but I won't.
I didn't troll you because of your article edits; I've never even read one. I trolled you because you seemed snarky to others, and likely to take the bait.
My wife liked your golden best, but it was a tight race. Shame you took them down. Seriously, don't punish your pets because some asshole yanked your chain a bit. It was just a troll, not Armageddon.

Later, Moses.

RandomJoe