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William Alphonso Calvo IV

Cofounder of the Revised Church of Mithras, and a serious crusader for Mithraism in the regional and international arena.

Early Years

Billy wanted to be a country music singer. Billy had an odd habit of devouring every bugger he could get his hands on.

Teen Years In Middle School, Billy was a wall flower. In High School, Billy was a rampaging crusader for all things Billy. He attempted to develop an immunity to lava through insane amounts of hot sauce.

Both Billy and Kevin became the hacky sacky masters of Forest High School, a mundane and unimportant place.

College

Billy attends the most rigorous of Military Institutions, located in Charleston SC. He claims to have graduated from the 'Big Ol School of Acting' also in Charleston SC.

Films

Billy starred in "The Goblyn", "The Goblyn Returns", "The Goblyn Returns Again", and the "Nigeria" video which is a serious interpretation of a coup in Nigeria, involving a New Holland Farm Tractor, and spectacular special effects limited to smoke bombs and burning scenery. He is also the guy responsible for "Polly the Pleasure Parrot" who advised people to always use Trojan Extrapleasure Condoms, especially in Africa.