User talk:Kaberf
Kaberf is the esoteric name-title of a mighty warrior of antiquity who devastated hordes of enemies, rescued fair maidens, and built daunting fortresses to conceal the vast sums of treasures aquired along his travails. He was formally known as "Kaberf The Great" to signify the many conquests and heroic accomplishments that only a fictional AD&D character could claim. To his enemies, "Kaberf" was the herald of doom which promised them an exciting battle which was decidedly biased to the favor of Kaberf. He was a relentless champion of justice, whose battle cry "SPOOOOOON" would strike fear into the bravest of foes (excepting of course Orcs who were too stupid to care.) His weapon of choice was a large sharpened stick or maybe a halberd with a dull rusting head. Kaberf has since retired and now lives in Florida as a plumber.
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