Here are some talk page rules;

Be civil, polite, helpful, calm, and not be a jerk.
Do not use profanity. (e.g. PASS where the A is replaced with an I / CROP where the O is replaced with an A / DARN where the R is replaced with an M)
Don't bite, attack or push anyone off of Wikipedia, no matter how disruptive you think that certain people on my talk page are.

Important or urgent advice, reminders, warnings, etc.

If admins are getting really mad at me, they can complain here on my talk page. If there is advice I should be reminded of if I keep making mistakes, don't say it in a cyberbully's tone. I wonder why Wikipedians tend to drive editors off a topic rather than help them improve at editing that topic?

Regular notices

Invitations to the Teahouse? Welcome to Wikipedia? Any reminders? Sure.

Welcome!

Hello, I wanted to help not hurt since 2011 I just created this account 2016, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few links to pages you might find helpful:

You may also want to take the Wikipedia Adventure, an interactive tour that will help you learn the basics of editing Wikipedia. You can visit The Teahouse to ask questions or seek help.

Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or ask for help on your talk page, and a volunteer should respond shortly. Again, welcome! Murph9000 (talk) 12:50, 16 September 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Teahouse talkback: you've got messages!

Hello, I wanted to help not hurt since 2011 I just created this account 2016. Your question has been answered at the Teahouse Q&A board. Feel free to reply there!
Please note that all old questions are archived after 2-3 days of inactivity. Message added by Murph9000 (talk) 12:32, 16 September 2016 (UTC). (You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{teahouse talkback}} template).[reply]

Articles for Neutralization

Remind me if there are any articles with neutrality issues or problems so I can fix them, and hopefully the way you wanted it to be fixed by chance.

General discussion

We can talk about generals here! And we can talk about soldiers too! Any stupid (stupid-funny, not stupid-stupid) comment or silly goofball oddball evenball post is fine, just don't swear. Or we can turn this into a tock page by talking about clocks and time travel!

Funny findings

If you found anything funny, silly, or any dumb or crazy edits that you think I would enjoy, feel like you cost zero dollars to tell me so. (get it?)