I subscribe to the conversation theory of Walt Whitman: "STRANGER! if you, passing, meet me, and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?"
Leave a polite message and I'll be sure to reply either here or at yours, depending on my mood.
Please remain civil in your post. I won't bite you, and if I do, feel free to slap me.
If you're here about an article, be sure to let me know which one (links are fine too).
If you are posting RFAspam, please feel free, but please make sure not to mess up the coding of my talk page. It took me a while.
If I deleted an article of yours for speedy deletion for a legitimate reason (ie. not an attack page), feel free to ask me questions. I am an administrator so I can restore your article, but you must supply a reasonable rationale. You may want to read this page [warning:humor] before leaving a message.
If you're here because I warned you about vandalism, stop and read this.
