User talk:Andybirnbaum
This was my first experience with Wikipedia. What is wrong with a bit of humor? Please consider your act of speedy deletion.
I know this is scatological, but it does make a great deal of sense. I have made a profound enhancement to the English language with a new word that I coined, called "Fartriloquist". Feel free to add this to the dictionary in your computers and phone. Being a Fartriloquist is much easier than being a ventriloquist, who must practice speaking without their lips moving. In the case of a Fartriloquist, there is no practice necessary, as you never see your ass move during the Fartriloquist act.
Fartriloquist is a new word that was invented on Saturday morning by Andy Birnbaum, 6/23/2012. This is the act of throwing ones fart or blaming someone else for a fart that that the Fartriloquist expelled.
Fartrioquism is the art of being a Fartrioquist.
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