User:Zalmaki

This user is a new wiki editor, though she has been using Wikipedia for years. She plans for the moment to stick mainly to Wikignoming, editing content only when she's quite sure of her facts. If she commits any faux pas, or otherwise makes a fool of herself, she'd very much appreciate a gentle reminder and/or correction on her talk page. (If you're not her, though, please don't edit this userpage!) She has too many userboxes, too many pets, too much Magnetic Poetry, and too many delightful ways to waste time.

She also feels rather silly writing about herself in third-person encyclopedic voice.

Academic Interests

This user is interested in the natural sciences.

This user is a Naturalist.

This user is interested in politics.

This user enjoys philosophy.

This user understands biological evolution.

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

Random Facts

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This user is a geek.

This user believes that
life is good.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user is a cat lover.

This user is a proud cyclist.

This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).

Philosophy

According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−7.25) and
Social Libertarian (−7.74)

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

gc	This user is a gentle cynic.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user is interested in existentialism.

Media

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user reads webcomics.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

This user plays the violin.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is a music composer.

Babel

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

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Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

HTML-1

This user is a beginning HTML user.

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Wikipedia

This user scored 843.7343 on the Wikipediholic test.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user assumes good faith.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.