User:Wendysgruel

Homage to Patsy Peixoto.

Age: 20 asf

Height: tall enough

Eye color: only those closest to her will know

Born: in the ripe year of 2003, this baddie has evolved into the most interesting human alive (along the way she has befriended the second most interesting human alive.)

Background: Their friendship was sparked in none other than James Madison High School. Those girls ruled it and will do the same in their future apartment.

Who is Patsy: - Unlimited amount of jokes

- Excellent radar for good quesadillas. Cal Tort in our hearts forever <3. Not so good with finding chicken tortilla soup tho #gruel.

- Official car maneuverer (aka good driver). Weaknesses with this does include highway endeavors and parking on the right side.

- MENSA STUDENT. enough said.

- Hopkins superstar. Most popular girl award goes to this here woman, the ONLY woman in electrical engineering. (I mention this to every engineering man I meet and they always freak out).

- Mysteriously musical. Her Pitch Perfect renditions especially go hard when the car is parked. Original songs are also a masterpiece but no updated ones have been released yet... collab soon?

Why we are celebrating:

BECAUSE it is my best friends birthday.

Side note but I hope Griffin doesn't find this with his stalker ways.

I hope you have a really good day because you deserve it (basic I know, but also very true). You were put on this earth to drink almond milk, laugh at Pipsqueak jokes, and make weird noises whenever your heart desires and that should be recognized. I miss you and may pull up to Boston, or potentially Florida but there's a 50/50 chance I'm staying in your house when you are actually there (I may just have to buddy up with Greg even though he thinks I'm an utter weirdo). To many more years of watching Love on the Spectrum, scheming to the max, and nightly trips to Wawa. Love you, Cheers mofo!