User:TheresNoTime/Editnotice

Is it me you're looking for?

You're probably editing the wrong page, but never fear!

Let's get you back on track:

Are you wanting to send me a (public) message?
- Create a new talk page message
Or perhaps the message needs to be private?
- Send me an email
Maybe you were wanting to create an article called TheresNoTime?
- Please don't
And lastly, were you here to vandalise my user page?
- You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?