User:TheHopefulInformationalist

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Hi there, if you're here then there's been a big mistake. In any case, the door is right behind, passed the hall of inexplicably large furniture & tiny desk lamps. By the minute chance that you came here on purpose, then you've made a bigger mistake. There is nothing to see here, and I implore you to leave before you get too bored. Otherwise, you'll be stuck sitting in a room only furnished by a single table chair.

On the off chance you've decided to begrudgingly remain in this place...

Welcome to the page of TheHopefulInformationalist! Originally created in 2019 in order to air out my grievances with the Berwyn, IL Wikipedia page, I've come back a near 5 years later as I have no life to call my own and spend my evening researching about why the labels on the back of the bottle say I'm not allowed to drink Windex. To keep things brief, I am currently pursuing an A.E.S. transfer degree, with my future goal of becoming a mechanical engineer. Outside of that, I may occasionally come out into to the world to do some things I find interesting, such as music, the arts, or bullying small children on Roblox. If you've seen me around the Chicago metro, the West Side suburbs, the South Side suburbs, the areas surrounding Orland Park, no you haven't.

I hope you've found what you're looking for here, dear Wikipedian. If you've come to find dirt on me to bully me, I have linked to my entire public record by the end of this sentence.

I'll be off to complain and edit STEM pages and obscure Chicagoland related pages now. Toodles.

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MEDIAS OF THE MONTH*:

Album: supersunnyspeedygraphic, the lp (Ben Folds, 2006)

TV-Series: M*A*S*H (Larry Gelbart, CBS, 1972-83)

Film: Kinds of Kindness (Yorgos Lanthinmos, 2024)

Book: War in the Gulf (CNN, 1991)

Video-Game: TBD

*Element: Francium

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Voices of Democracy: discord.gg/7AxtHC5aVR

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Midwest Urbanist Deepstate: discord.gg/midwest-deepstate

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