User:TastyCawks
 | This user is proud to be a United States citizen. |
 | This user attends or has attended the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill |
 | This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley". |
 | This user supports the troops in Iraq. |  |
.png){kind=small} | This user supports the Republican Party of the United States. |
| 狗 | This user was born in the year of the Dog. |  |
| This user eats at KFC. |
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| Fan | This user is an Ayn Rand fan. |