User:Superslum

As a resident of a large slum-ridden city of the United States, Superslum observed the manner in which otherwise unemployed residents of the city traveled from one slum to other slums in their (sometimes illegal) activities. Superslum is a User name which describes the way in which the various slums of the city are easily accessed by the use of automobiles, resulting in an enlarged, connected slum which is utilized by many of the slum-dwellers who reside in separate neighborhoods of the city.

A "super-slum" is made of the enlarged slums of different cities which are connected by superhighways. Accessibility by otherwise unemployed people through the use of automobiles generates an enormous "super-slum." Detroit, Chicago, Cleveland, Erie, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Newark, New York City, Boston, and Washington, D. C. and numerous other cities and towns in the region are all cities within the same "super-slum," (according to User Superslum).

Superslum 16:27, 7 November 2005 (UTC)

The smoking of tobacco and hemp is indulged in by unemployed individuals who populate "super-slums." Lately, mobile phones have empowered groups of individuals who use them to communicate whatever sights they may be viewing, and to co-ordinate their activities based on such information. Superslum 11:30, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

Two unemployed youths who resided within the "super-slum" fled in a reliable automobile from Lititz, Pennsylvania 600 miles (900 km) on Interstate highway I-80 into Indiana after two adults were shot deadin Lititz. Superslum 13:45, 15 November 2005 (UTC)

Six months later

Idleness is the foundation on which the "super-slum" is erected. Unemployed adults generated a hefty bundle of troubles during the past six months. Events worthy of being mentioned are these:

A prominent local drug-peddler keeled over and died.
A prominent local house that was the habitat of innumerable users of illicit drugs caught fire. The flames turned the old structure into a charred hulk.

Those two occurrences have have produced some quietness and some calmness in this section of the "super-slum." Also, one gunfight helped to create some serenity because the participants are no longer roaming the streets. Superslum 16:22, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Well, it seemed like six months, but only five minths have gone by since November 15, 2005. Superslum 16:45, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

2,000+

This user has made more than 2,000 contributions to Wikipedia.

Superslum 08:45, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Junkies

"GET HIGH OR DIE TRYING"

A deadly concoction composed of a mixture of heroin and fentanyl has generated more than 200 deaths in the enormous great Superslum which exists from Detroit eastwards to Boston, then southwards to "D.C." (and farther south). The deadly drug is being hawked by using the phrase "Get high or die trying." Drug addicts seek it because they are "hooked" on drugs. Thousands of unemployed drug addicts reside in the enormous great Superslum. Superslum 13:21, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

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United States of America.

Superslum 06:09, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

USA

Superslum 06:35, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

August 15, 2006

Unemployed people meander aimlessly on the streets and roadways of the "super-slum." Confrontations with other people take place frequently. Superslum 01:01, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

R. I. P. Superslum

Exhaustion and stress caused by reading the words of liars, conjurers, fabricators, mythifiers, fabulists, idiots, etal., has ended the existence of "Superslum". Talk:Timothy Thomas Fortune is the last comment made by "Superslum" prior to his expiration. Firmin Didot had been his first contribution. Rest in peace, "Superslum". Superslum 19:24, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

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Superslum 08:47, 1 July 2006 (UTC)