User:Sniper12890/Shit in my Pants
Shit in my Pants (a.k.a. SH@# in my pants) is a parody song of the SNL Digital Short Jizz in my Pants by the Lonely Island by Scott Allen Perry and Josh "The Ponceman" Perry (The Perry Boys). This song was written by SAP, PONCE, & WENSTRUP shortly after Jizz in my Pants was aired. Many of the verses of this song are either shorter or longer than "Jizz in my Pants".
The song is available on YouTube in both explicit and clean.
Plot
[edit]The video starts off with "I smell chili from across the room". Very soon, the lyrics go "I ate two bowls and my butt exploded and I shit in my pants." At this part, Ponce made huge mess in his pants. "It was nasty brown with shades of green from the shit in my pants!" Then, Ponce runs all around the place. When sap comes, he says "I WALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT - SOLO I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET - THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW IT HAS TO DO - WITH MY COLON FLOW GOT AN ASS LIKE A NOSE - AND ITS GONNA BLOW!" After that, he says "My ass erupts like a butt volcano," then says "shit in my pants!" He will take a bite if Valerie Querns say he must, but he doesn't want to be blamed when his undies bust from the "shit in my pants"
==This vs. Jizz in my Pants" Many people laugh at this song, but they also laughed at "Jizz in my Pants." Some people think it's disgusting
Additional Comedy
[edit]Not only "Shit in my pants," or "I shit right in my pants" is funny, but "Forget the carpet, I'll stain your pets," "the turtle heads and prairie dogs that never make it to the bowl," and "Every time I shit my pants" also make this funnier than Jizz in my Pants. In fact, this is way funnier.
Comparing "Jizz in my Pants" and "Shit in my pants"
[edit]Many of the verses of this song are not the same length of Jizz in my Pants. The bridge is 2* longer than the bridge to Jizz in my Pants. This song is a remixed song.