Hello, my name is Sluggy42, yadda yadda yadda. I'm also on the Homestar Runner Wiki on the same name, though I haven't been there lately. So I know whats up and down with wikis. Okay, this page will be better made in a while, so, later.
This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
amn't
This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.
This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag.
This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.
This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.
This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.
This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.