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- Try to guess the jokes from these punchlines
- A pig that good, you can't eat all at once.
- A talking dog!
- but it took eight more to get her out on the front lawn.
- Does this taste funny to you?
- Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!
- for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls.
- Father, what strange men are these, whose balls hang in parentheses?
- Good. Let's take these safes off.
- He shot my paw.
- Here's five bucks, now fuck off.
- I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off !
- I saw you were going to miss so I opened the door.
- base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
- "It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "he's one of us!"
- May I ask what the chicken did?
- No b'y. You know anything about propane stoves?
- Oh I lost that after the first bar.
- please let this be a teabag.
- Probably wasn't the same elephant.
- Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here.
- Try plugging it in, stupid.
- Watch out dad, she's backing up!
- Yeah, but it's not as good as the book.
- You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
