User:Sgt Simpson

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This user plays rugby union.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user supports the troops in Iraq.

ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.

SoE-3This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl.

This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user enjoys shooting firearms.

This user is a capitalist.

This user is of Irish decent.

This user is male.

This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user is a certified scuba diver.

de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

This user plays soccer.

This user rejects all forms of Marxist thinking

AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

This user is proud to be an American.

es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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AmE-5

This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British English with "How quaint!"

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

en-us-user64Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

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SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.

This user is single.

This user is right-handed.

This user does not smoke.

This user is interested in politics.

YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.

zh-1該用戶能以基本的中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本的中文进行交流。

All your base are belong to this user.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

CA	This user uses Canadian English spelling.

This user is a fan of Monty Python !

en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.

TCRThis user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

SoCalThis user lives in, hails from or is associated with Southern California.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user supports NATO.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

==Articles I've contributed to significantly==

• West Germany
• Desert Combat
• The China Post
• English language radio

==Articles I've created==

• Taipei Japanese School