User:Semajer1

Sean Majer is a junior chemistry major at Vassar College, Originally from Buffalo, NY, he started his career at St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute.

His preferred ice creams include:

1. vanilla
2. mint chip
3. cake batter

Again, his preferred ice creams include:

• vanilla
• mint chip
• cake batter

Let's [get crackin'] make sections!

My Life

I was born in a barn. My mother was Molly, and my father was a man. Again, I was born in a barn.

The Barn

It was red and abandoned. Hay bountiful, amidst a pitiful harvest that fall.

The Rage

After the war, my life took a drastic turn for the worse. My wife left me for another man, and I turned pretty quickly to drink. My only savior was my sister, Martha, who helped me tremendously during the period I simply call "The Rage."

Notes

I was born in a barn.