User:ScottJKay

ScottJKay
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	ScottJKay stalking his prey, the ; (sometimes) elusive Wikipedian Vandal!
Country	United States
Time zone	Central Standard Time
Sexuality	Bisexual
Employment
Occupation	Military/ Law Enforcement
Beliefs
Religion	Jediism
Politics	Libertarian
Contact Info
Email	scottjkay95gmail.com
Account Statistics
Joined	November 2018
Edit count	500+

"Hello! I'm friendly, and though occasionally misguided, I am trying my best to improve Wikipedia. Don't hesitate to bring up any discussions with me on my talk page, but please refrain from any hostile comments!" SKay (talk)

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Texas nipple cactus

... that according to one cacti nurseryman, the Texas nipple cactus (pictured) is so easy to grow that connoisseurs almost look down on it?
... that Thomas Burdet supposedly plotted treason against King Edward IV in 1477 after he killed Burdet's favourite white deer?
... that 23 tons of dog food were once stolen from the Malibu Feed Bin?
... that Alf Jacques crafted more than 80,000 wooden lacrosse sticks in his lifetime?
... that the Chinese silent film Lustrous Pearls has been described as blurring the differences between male and female bodies through long shots?
... that by 2006, Catholic sister Rosalind "Sister Roz" Gefre has given an estimated 7,000 massages at St. Paul Saints baseball games?
... that Inky the octopus attracted worldwide media attention after escaping from the National Aquarium of New Zealand?
... that Benedictine monk Brother Justus helped make stills so that farmers could illegally make alcohol during the Prohibition?
... that even mpreg enthusiasts disapprove of "ass babies"?