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Emergency user slap button

Editors: Use this button if the user is malfunctioning. (direct link)
Unregistered users can report a malfunctioning user to Wikipedia talk:Village stocks.

In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.

Slap me with a trout if necessary. Go ahead; whack away!

This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it.

Were this user to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, they are open to being slapped with a large trout.