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  1. I have a 52 in chest
  2. Mike Tyson couldn’t Knock me out
  3. Took a Louisville Slugger to the face
  4. Was supposed to be on the TV show chopped
  5. Temporarily blinded himself with paint thinner
  6. Has had 13 concussions
  7. Was a 15lb baby
  8. Bowled a 300 game
  9. Bought a car when he was 12 for $100 fixed said car and sold it for $5000
  10. Played bass in a Metal Band
  11. Drowned twice
  12. Had body integrity identity disorder (desire to cut off your own limbs)
  13. Has vertigo
  14. Deaf in one ear
  15. Killed a kid when he was a kid
  16. Is well known among Russians in the Northeast
  17. Got a business shut down with a bad yelp review
  18. Can ballroom dance
  19. Grandpa beat up Ric Flair
  20. Has never done any drugs
  21. Played football and Hockey
  22. Is a classically trained chef
  23. Christian heavy metal started or invented the Growl style of singing. ( death metal Growl )
  24. Cigarettes are healthier than yogurt.
  25. Wears Crocks for medical purposes (contraceptive)
  26. Is allergic to gluten-free food.
  27. Was a champion single speed cyclist.
  28. Took bass guitar lessons from Prince's bass player
  29. ... Then got cussed out by Prince (He said, "Get lost fat ass")
  30. Has had a 24 carat ruby in the family for over 400 years (worth $20k)
  31. Professionally Trained race car driver. (Won't get a ticket for reckless and endangerment for going over 100 MPH due to this FACT)
  32. Declined the Marines after scoring "103" on ASVAP test. (MAX SCORE = 95)
  33. Made US BANK 40 Million in profit in one year. (got paid 52k for his service)
  34. Forged a Sword by hand
  35. Made the last 6 girls he's been with squirt.
  36. Dated a "big time" stripper
  37. Brain stem is fried because of too many concussions
  38. Says he would never date Angelina Jolie- she's not attractive enough
  39. Managed multiple tanning salons, constantly got hit on due to him walking around shirtless. Had to leave due to that.
  40. Tried out for U of M hockey Team
  41. Bath Tub Crayons blinded him as a child. Got the Surgeon General to ban them.
  42. Has a "perfect" credit score
  43. Hates the smell of coconut because it reminds him of the strippers he used to date.
  44. Lived through hurricane Andrew when it hit Texas City and Galveston.
  45. Played drums for a hip hop band called "Euticus"
  46. Caught 6 rattlesnakes by the time he was 5
  47. He's not Jewish, Just Hebrew.
  48. Owns "about" 3 dozen dreidels...and no, they don't have to be made out of clay.
  49. Once put out a magnesium fire.
  50. Knows a guy who knows a guy who started a fire at his body shop, a barrel exploded in the fire killing one of the firefighters.
  51. Works out daily. Loves the shake weight.
  52. Deals in Gold Futures Exclusively For Retirement Funds. Turned a 5k IRA into 250k...in GOLD!
  53. Is a descendant of Jacob king of Jews and ruler of the twelve disciples. Has online graph to prove it.
  54. Was sick the first two weeks of 2017. So sick he couldn't leave the house, when he tried to...he shit himself!