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I am severely unhappy with the way Wikipedia is managed. [ edit ]
Utterly!
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:RachelBartlett
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User:RachelBartlett
http://wikitravel.org/en/User:RachelBartlett
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachel_bartlett/ -- has cute pictures of kitties and flowers!
Personality traits I need boxes for [ edit ]
The best revenge is a good life.
Everything you don't do in this life you will never do.
Criticism is like Barbed tape : The harder you fight it, the deeper it cuts.
It's never too late to have a good childhood.
User is house-trained, low maintenance, and can imitate a traffic sign if necessary.
User knows so many bits and pieces of random obscure languages she wonders whether this has caused Hindustani to become a mutually intelligible language for her brain, enabling her to absorb a language without putting any particular effort into it, merely by overdosing on Bollywood movies. For this would be awesome.
User needs to be hit over the head with the obvious. Frequently.
User responds to logics, chocolate, and general cuteness. No violence necessary.
User habitually exercizes abnormal control over her facial expressions and emoticons, and as a result gets taken seriously way too often, both on- and offline. This backfires in funny ways. She claims this to be her sense of humor. Others might disagree.
This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
This user is one in 48,328,979 .
Info box This user believes that all articles should have an infobox .
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
Edit to ∞! This user has a tendency to over-edit .
Linguistic preferences [ edit ]
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
Subj
This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
; This user is addicted to semicolons ; they use them frequently.
A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
dlph -1Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek .
fgn This user can speak foreign .
BS -5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit .
nws -0This user oldspeaks , or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian .
Music and Math, the two subjects I sucked at in school.[ edit ]
This user is a Go player.
Slavic
This user is of Slavic ancestry.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user is of Saxon ancestry.
</label> This user does not wish to limit their sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation .
This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.
¶ This user is a professional editor .
This user enjoys watching the weather .
This user loves
sunny days
I can't believe you followed me this far.[ edit ]
¾ You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes.
ubx -5This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
Chocolate and Coffee are vegetables [ edit ]
This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.
This user does not eat fish . Ever.
I do not own any cats. All cats own me. [ edit ]
Fiction preferences [ edit ]
?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.