User:Planninefromouterspace

I'm Graham, from Springfield, Missouri. Most of my time on Wikipedia is spent correcting grammar, syntax, punctuation, and capitalization. I also spend time commenting on articles nominated for deletion.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

tyop typo

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

Beliefs

GodThis user believes in God.

✝This user is a Christian.

This user believes in logic.

?	This user is confused by politics.

This user is not apolitical, but believes that his or her political opinions are private and personal.

Music

bandThis user plays in a band.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays the trumpet.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

Hobbies

This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.

This user enjoys knitting.

This user plays Gin Rummy.

This user plays Cribbage.

This user plays Hearts.

This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.

Preferences

This user's favourite colour is purple.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user is a chocoholic.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

LGIThis user prefers Luigi.

This user is just guessing at numbers and figures.

RSThis user is a fan of
The Rolling Stones

Grammar

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

they
he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

its & it'sThis user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen.

Life

YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user is a male.

bro	This user has a younger brother.

This user is near sighted.

This user wishes they owned a MacBook Pro.

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

:-]	This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.