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August 4, 2016 simulated election
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538 members of the Electoral College 270 electoral votes needed to win | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Turnout | 35.8%  19.1% | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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She won all states Obama won in 2012, as well as Arizona, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska's 2nd congressional district, Texas, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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DWTS 23 Week 2 prediction
[edit]| Couple | Place | 1 | 2 | 1+2 |
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| Babyface & Allison | 26 | 26 | 52 | |
| Marilu & Derek | 27 | 28 | 55 | |
| Laurie & Val | 31 | 32 | 63 | |
| James & Sharna | 31 | 30 | 61 | |
| Vanilla Ice & Witney | 25 | 28 | 53 | |
| Calvin & Lindsay | 26 | 30 | 56 | |
| Terra & Sasha | 25 | 28 | 53 | |
| Jana & Gleb | 27 | 27 | 54 | |
| Ryan & Cheryl | 24 | 29 | 53 | |
| Maureen & Artem | 22 | 21 | 43 | |
| Rick & Emma | 20 | 24 | 44 | |
| Amber & Maks | 24 | 31 | 55 | |
| Jake & Jenna | 13 | 22 | 28 | 50 |
- Red numbers indicate the lowest score for each week
- Green numbers indicate the highest score for each week
- the couple eliminated that week
- the returning couple that finished in the bottom three
- the returning couple that was the last to be called safe
Dossier backup cloud
[edit]February 2016: Your so rude you don't even know if your gonna see Nonno ever again and u can't even say good bye Nonno is sad no and I home you feel like a pice of shit
March 18, 2016: Angelica hid my Surface inside a cereal box because I wouldn’t do the dishes.
May 27, 2016: Angelica punched me in the nose for no reason. Giuseppe: “You’re old enough… to take the pain.” It must have made me fail to win Interview Day.
May 2016: Tony: “If I was your father, your phone would be going in the garbage.”
July ?, 2016: My father did the f word three times.
September 2016: My father was doing the f word 7 times in like 5 seconds. Angelica sent a water down the drain.
December ?: Angelica threw bones at my pants.
December 26: Angelica hit me again My father attacked me with a knife Angelica: “F*** you.” Angelica: “Screw you.” Angelica: “Go to h***.”
October ?: Tony: “Use your boxers to dry yourself.”
October 15: Angelica kept hitting me for no reason. Tony: “Throw your Surface in the garbage.” Tony: “You better be nice to your father, or I’ll throw you in the water.” Laura screamed at me like a lunatic
October 22: Giuseppe did the F word in the car. Giuseppe: “What’s wrong with the f word? It’s gas.” Giuseppe punched me in the shoulder. Giuseppe: “You’re worse than a terrorist, you’re worse than ISIS.” Laura called my mother a psychotic b****, said she is mentally f***ed up, and said she needed help
October 23: Giuseppe: “You know what he said yesterday? Go suck my d***!”
November 11: Me: “I got all straight As.” Angelica: “Well that’s 2 plus 2.” Angelica scribbled all over my phone case. She hit me 26 times, kicked me too, untied my shoes, and locked me in the car.
Thanksgiving day weekend: Angelica threw two bottles of Gatorade straight to the garbage.
December 9: Giuseppe punched me for no reason. Giuseppe: “You’re nothing. 20 years from now, you’ll still be nothing.”
January 7: Giuseppe: “Give me the amiibos so I throw it in the garbage, feed it to the chickens.”
January ?: Angelica: “You’re you, I’m me, deal with it.” Angelica: “Pointing is rude by the way.” Angelica: “Deal with his whistling.” Angelica sent a water down the drain. Giuseppe: “The plunger is not dirty.” Giuseppe: “This summer I’ll send you to Amish Village Camp, with no electric.”
February: Angelica said “f*** you” and threatened to send me to the sheep. Angelica: “What have you been doing on your a**hole day? You’ve been doing s***, that’s what you’ve been doing.” She threatened to pour soda on my bed, whip my pelvis, and throw bleach on my clothes. Giuseppe said I need to learn a different language to go to college.
President’s day weekend: When I first saw the dog, I got a massive heart attack. The dog was s***ing on the wires on two different mornings. Giuseppe: “??? d///// ???” Giuseppe: “You s*** in a d/////.” Angelica deleted the first message reminder list. Months later, I found a bag of destroyed vitamins, which would definitely not have happened if it weren’t for the dog. Since he had the dog, my father has been getting worse, he kept saying the word p//. Giuseppe: “You and the dog are the same.” Giuseppe: “You s*** everywhere.” This is how my father recommended the dog. “He plays with you, he s///// like you, dog is the best friend you can have it.” Angelica kept moving the dog to sit next to me in the car The dog revealed its tongue and it scared the h*** out of me. My father destroyed me as well. Angelica: “I’ll make the dog p/// on you.” The impact of the dog made me spill a drink all over the suitcase and break a glass, a tragedy for me Then I stepped on dog s***, Linda later said it was my fault. Another day, I might’ve stepped on white dog s*** in the same floor as my room. Angelica: “Sucks for you.”
March 3: The dog was chasing me, and my father said “you deserve it”. Joseph Cassano was calling me rude words Giuseppe: “I’m gonna s*** on your lawn, no matter where you go, s*** on the mansion, s*** on the porch, s*** on the door. When you have to get out, step right in. We’ll eat chinese food that way it s//////.” Giuseppe: “Not a bad idea s****ing on your mansion. Very good idea.” Angelica threw a dog urine filled paper towel at me Giuseppe: “You’re a reincarnation of a dog.”
March 15: Giuseppe: “When you were little, you put so much s*** in those d////.”
March 22: My mother was highly disgusted when I told her my father eats the chicken feet and the chicken eyeballs like potato chips
March 31: My father forced me to change my plans and come see him again I found dog s*** near the front door. The day before, my father said he doesn’t do it anymore.
April 1: Giuseppe: “If you don’t like dogs, no one’s gonna marry you.” Giuseppe: “Act like an adult, dog is the best friend of a man.” Angelica called me Satan I came to get water, found more dog s*** in the house, causing me to scream. Angelica threatened to put it in my mouth.” Giuseppe: “I’ll give the dog all your money, I’ll tell you that.” <holds the dog with an arm> “Best friend.” Giuseppe: “I have a feeling you’ll decide to get 2 or 3 dogs.” Giuseppe: “I have a feeling you’ll end up with 10 dogs, the wife will be everything.” Angelica: “It was your fault, it was all you.” I was trying to eat, Giuseppe was trying to make me talk while eating, I refused, then he said “something’s f***ed up. You need to go see a doctor.”
April 21: Antonio: “Shut up n****r.” Giuseppe: “F*** you.” There was dog s*** on the rug for 4 straight hours Giuseppe: “You’re psychotic and that’s besides the point.” Giuseppe: “You’re a jacka** then, a jacka** now, and a jacka** after.” Giuseppe: “You’re not going anywhere. I’ll send in a lawyer Tuesday, she’s losing this time.” Giuseppe: “The paper she has, she’ll wipe her a** with.” Giuseppe: “You’re the biggest piece of c*** I have seen in my life.” Angelica: “My mother doesn’t know how to clean first of all.” Giuseppe: “Jose Lupo P//dgy Capozza.”
April 28: Giuseppe: “Dog is smarter than you, he has a college degree.”
May 21: Angelica: “If you touch me, I’ll kill you.” Angelica: “Shut up.” Angelica: “Stop now.” Angelica: “I’ll make the dog rip off your DS cards.” Giuseppe: “The dog should s*** on your face, it’s even better. That way you smell like s***.”
May 22: Giuseppe: “I will not buy no game, game is gone, over. You’ll be 18. Get a job!”
June 2: Angelica: “B**** shut up.” Angelica: “It’s getting annoying that your mother drives you to Lucy’s.” Giuseppe: “You talk like an a**hole. Why are you afraid of the dog?” Giuseppe: “You don’t even use a quarter of what you have it.” Angelica: “D///// commercials.” Giuseppe: “You’re worse than the f***ing dog!” Giuseppe: “I’ll dunk your head in the toilet”
June 17: Giuseppe: “I’ll give you a bath with diesel in a minute.” Giuseppe: “You have no choice but to go to trade school.” Giuseppe: “Go to your stable.” Giuseppe: “You get a pot to p*** in, then you worry about it.” Laura and Linda were mean to me Angelica threw reptilian skin at me, I might’ve swallowed it. Angelica: “You’re gonna p*** out the water.” Angelica: “Have a happy life unfinancial.” Angelica: “Go to h***, dumba**.” Angelica: “Everyone will have a party when you’re gone.”
June 23: I had a nightmare about the dog popping out straight to my face and barking, then he was chewing my hand
June 24: I found a bag of destroyed vitamins inside my suitcase, which would not have happened had there not been a dog in the house.
July: I showed my mother a picture of dead alligator my father sent me, which said “WOULD YOU EAT THIS?”, my mother said it was unbelievably horrible.
July 15: Had a feeling I wasn’t gonna survive being with my father.
July 16: Angelica: “You used to s*** everywhere too when you were little, you used to wet the bed until you were like 10.”
July 17-?: Giuseppe: “The spank is coming, miserable f***.” Giuseppe: “Stupid idiots. All of it.” My father kept whistling BR terms My father kept telling the dog to bite my finger The dog was barking with his face up to mine, and spitting at me and my suitcase Angelica and my father stole my phone, made me explode. She took the phone out of the case, it looked like she was about to scribble all over the glass screen, and break it on the floor. Giuseppe: “He’s saying things he never said before. Yesterday wasn’t that big of a deal.” Angelica: “Throw out the water, you’re gonna p*** it out.” I don’t even know where the other list is! Angelica might’ve hijacked my account and deleted it.” I got hit by a bee The dog got lots of dog spit on me, the suitcase, and my eyes, giving me pink eye, I still had pink eye on August 16th. The dog got lots of dog spit on me by barking right in my face. My father said I created the dog monster myself The dog wouldn’t let me go to the BR Laura: “You’re 18, want me to call the cops?” Angelica: “Joseph! Was that smart?” My father did the f word on my head I see some bleeding on my skin Most of my skin feels so much pain I didn’t know if I was going to survive I saw blood on the pit of my left leg I started talking in a weaker voice I started getting teary-eyed I think my heart is struggling, I can barely breathe Linda: “Stop harassing the dog!” Linda: “You’re unreal.”
June 24: Giuseppe: “The dog is like you, he eats like you, he eats bones.” Giuseppe: “I don’t see you get a job, we have a problem.”
July 23: My sister was locking me in the kitchen, she and the dog were staring at me. Angelica threatened to throw my food away, cover it with soap, and give it to the dog. The dog almost bit me Angelica said that I live with them Angelica was locking me in the kitchen with the dog to eat the food The dog bit me 8 times in the legs, my shorts were in his mouth, and it really, really, really, really, really hurt. I saw bite marks on my skin. I never felt so much pain in my life. My mother was really sick of Angelica, and decided to arrange a doctor’s appointment to see if I had rabies
July 24: I wanted to do the Mario Kart 8 live tournament #3 with PKSparkxx DaHottneSS at 6:00, but I had to skip it because of a doctor’s appointment to get a tetanus shot due to the dog bites, thanks to Angelica. My father said the dog never bit me, I was lying, and I scratched myself on the fence. I also found out when my father punched my mother and made it bleed, a very long time ago, he told the cop that she punched herself in the mouth.
July 26 night: I was showing so many signs of rabies, I believed I was dying. I felt my brain rotting.
August 2: My father called me a monster, and said the tetanus shot wasn’t necessary. He said me and my mother will be disappointed with what happens in court. He said the fact I go against the dog is not right, and I’m supposed to be best friends with the dog.
August 6 dinner: My mother said I should throw my suitcase in the garbage, and I have to learn to accept things.
August 9: My father said the dog misses me, and said in the morning “don’t act it up”.
August 12: Angelica threatened to destroy everything of mine
August 16: When I woke up, I felt like I was dying, and I felt bugs eating my skin, I thought I would be gone within a faster time than 3 days I said, “Angelica will be lucky if I make the 2020s.”
September 4: I noticed someone else was logging into my account, and it must’ve been my father and Angelica.
Nah, but she’ll regret using my email address.
September 7: I woke up after having a nightmare after they decided to leave me at a department store with Laura and the dog, the dog was chasing me and biting my clothes, and barking in ways that are unbelievably annoying.
September 9: Angelica tried to tell my mother the “smell mop” knock knock joke.
September 20: Angelica asked me if I’ll ever come over, even on birthdays, I refused due to major safety concerns.
September 29: Angelica apparently found out about the pictures of her room being on the Internet, but she probably didn't know it was from DeviantArt.
October 14: Angelica said they might cancel my phone.
My father was screaming to my mother on the phone. He was being a bully, was demanding me to see him and the dog. Giuseppe: “I don’t care if he gets pushed off the steps.” My father called me an animal I told Giuseppe he bit me 8 times, he kept saying I’m completely lying. He was doing the f word on the phone. He was screaming like a lunatic.
Everyone this year has been trying to make me be with dogs.
My father kept saying “the dog is fine”, “the dog bothers nobody”.
I told my father my shorts were in the dog’s mouth on the final day of the dog, my father was laughing.
The dog might’ve bitten me numerous times.
All of my recordings are gone. Some pictures are also gone. Good thing I made backups!
The two also kept saying I have fleas and the dog doesn’t
The dog barked nonstop and never let me relax
My father kept saying “shut up”.
Angelica kept saying “when mom moves to South Carolina, she’s getting a dog so you better get used to it.” That is not even true.
The dog sometimes touched me with his snout in unavoidable positions.
He kept saying the dog is my brother and the dog has the same name as me, which should be illegal.
He’ll call the dog p//dgy, which drives me insane.
Giuseppe: “S///// like h***.”
I kept finding a circle of urine on the rug, Angelica kept saying it’s a p-p-pad, I kept saying to her “shut up”.
My father kept saying I need to be in a counseling program, which is what he said my mother should’ve done a long time ago.
Angelica: “Take it or leave it, you have no choice but to take it.”
If Cooper Bates was on DWTS 27... (prediction)
[edit]She would likely receive Mark Ballas as a professional partner.
| Couple | Place | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 5+6 | |||
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| 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1+2 | |||||||
| Joe & Jenna | 14 | — | 17 | 18 | 35 | 18 | 15 | 17 | 22 | 39 | |
| Bobby & Sharna | 20 | — | 20 | 19 | 39 | 23 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 43 | |
| Cooper & Mark | 23 | — | 24 | 24 | 48 | 29 | 25 | 30 | 27 | 57 | |
| Juan Pablo & Cheryl | 22 | — | 26 | 26 | 52 | 30 | 24 | 29 | 30 | 59 | |
| Evanna & Keo | 18 | — | 24 | 24 | 48 | 27 | 24 | 24 | 29 | 53 | |
| Milo & Witney | 20 | — | 26 | 26 | 52 | 27 | 29 | 27 | 30 | 57 | |
| Alexis & Alan | 21 | 23 | 25 | 24 | 49 | 26 | 25 | 29 | 27 | 56 | |
| John & Emma | 18 | — | 23 | 20 | 43 | 21 | 21 | 24 | 19 | 43 | |
| DeMarcus & Lindsay | 23 | — | 24 | 23 | 47 | 26 | 22 | 26 | 26 | 52 | |
| Mary Lou & Sasha | 10 | 19 | 21 | 22 | 24 | 46 | 24 | 26 | 25 | 24 | 49 |
| Tinashe & Brandon | 11 | 23 | — | 26 | 26 | 52 | 27 | 26 | |||
| Nancy & Val | 12 | 18 | 21 | 21 | 20 | 41 | 22 | ||||
| Danelle & Artem | 13 | 18 | 18 | 18 | 19 | 37 | |||||
| Nikki & Gleb | 14 | 17 | 18 | ||||||||
- Red numbers indicate the lowest score for each week
- Green numbers indicate the highest score for each week
- the couple eliminated that week
- the returning couple that was the last to be called safe
Average score chart
[edit]This table only counts dances scored on a 30-point scale.
| Rank by average |
Place | Couple | Total points |
Number of dances |
Average |
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| 1 | Juan Pablo & Cheryl | 187 | 7 | 26.7 | |
| 2 | Milo & Witney | 185 | 7 | 26.4 | |
| 3 | Cooper & Mark | 182 | 7 | 26.0 | |
| 4 | 11 | Tinashe & Brandon | 128 | 5 | 25.6 |
| 5 | Alexis & Alan | 200 | 8 | 25.0 | |
| 6 | Evanna & Keo | 170 | 7 | 24.3 | |
| 6 | DeMarcus & Lindsay | 170 | 7 | 24.3 | |
| 8 | 10 | Mary Lou & Sasha | 185 | 8 | 23.1 |
| 9 | John & Emma | 146 | 7 | 20.9 | |
| 10 | Bobby & Sharna | 145 | 7 | 20.7 | |
| 11 | 12 | Nancy & Val | 102 | 5 | 20.4 |
| 12 | 13 | Danelle & Artem | 73 | 4 | 18.3 |
| 13 | 14 | Nikki & Gleb | 35 | 2 | 17.5 |
| 14 | Joe & Jenna | 121 | 7 | 17.3 |
Highest and lowest scoring performances
[edit]The best and worst performances in each dance according to the judges' 30-point scale are as follows:
| Dance | Highest scored dancer(s) | Highest score | Lowest scored dancer(s) | Lowest score |
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| Cha-cha-cha | Cooper Bates | 30 | Danelle Umstead | 18 |
| Foxtrot | Alexis Ren | 29 | Joe Amabile | 17 |
| Jive | Juan Pablo Di Pace | 30 | Joe Amabile | 17 |
| Salsa | Milo Manheim | 29 | Joe Amabile | 15 |
| Quickstep | Milo Manheim | 27 | Joe Amabile | 14 |
| Charleston | Milo Manheim Mary Lou Retton DeMarcus Ware |
26 | John Schneider | 23 |
| Argentine tango | Tinashe DeMarcus Ware |
26 | John Schneider | 21 |
| Waltz | Cooper Bates | 23 | John Schneider Bobby Bones |
21 |
| Samba | Juan Pablo Di Pace | 30 | Evanna Lynch Mary Lou Retton |
24 |
| Tango | Evanna Lynch | 29 | Alexis Ren | 25 |
| Jazz | Cooper Bates Alexis Ren |
27 | Joe Amabile | 18 |
| Paso doble | DeMarcus Ware | 22 | John Schneider | 19 |
| Viennese waltz | Juan Pablo Di Pace | 29 | Joe Amabile | 18 |
| Rumba | Cooper Bates | 29 | Nancy McKeon | 22 |
| Contemporary | Milo Manheim | 30 | Bobby Bones | 23 |
Couples' highest and lowest scoring dances
[edit]Scores are based upon a potential 30-point maximum.
| Couple | Highest scoring dance(s) | Lowest scoring dance(s) |
|---|---|---|
| Joe & Jenna | Argentine Tango (22) | Quickstep (14) |
| Bobby & Sharna | Contemporary (23) | Quickstep (19) |
| Cooper & Mark | Cha-cha-cha (30) | Waltz (23) |
| Juan Pablo & Cheryl | Samba & Jive (30) | Salsa (22) |
| Evanna & Keo | Tango (29) | Foxtrot (18) |
| Milo & Witney | Contemporary (30) | Cha-cha-cha (20) |
| Alexis & Alan | Foxtrot (29) | Jive (21) |
| John & Emma | Quickstep (24) | Foxtrot (18) |
| DeMarcus & Lindsay | Argentine tango, Charleston & Salsa (26) | Paso doble (22) |
| Mary Lou & Sasha | Charleston (26) | Cha-cha-cha (19) |
| Tinashe & Brandon | Rumba (27) | Jive (23) |
| Nancy & Val | Rumba (22) | Quickstep (18) |
| Danelle & Artem | Quickstep (19) | Foxtrot (x2) & Cha-cha-cha (18) |
| Nikki & Gleb | Salsa (18) | Salsa (17) |