This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
Subj
This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
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This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
Pisha Eristic is quite fond of userboxes, although she is frustrated at the lack of breadth in the pencil-and-paper rpg category and the outright omission of any LARP-related buttons. Her geek soul cries out at their absence. She feels she will have to remedy this situation, just as soon as she figures out what she is doing.
Pisha Eristic's first name derives from the Irish word piscin, meaning "kitten"; her last name is, of course, an allusion to the Goddess of Discord. Pisha is fully aware that one could legitimately translate her name as "Krazy Kat," but, despite the obvious Robert Anton Wilson reference, she would really prefer that one didn't.
Despite her shy and unassuming veneer, Pisha is, in fact, an insufferable know-it-all. She has more than once claimed to know the meaning of life, and smugly declined to share it. She looks forward to learning the ropes of Wikipedia in order to better share her vast knowledge of the universe with the mere mortals by which she finds herself surrounded.