User:Pablo X/Nobody

If you think that you are an authority on an article or your opinion deserves some special consideration because

• you are personally acquainted with the subject of a BLP
• you have seen this non-notable band and they rocked
• you have seen this notable film and it sucked ass
• you have 30,000+ edits
• you have made a personal commitment to Christ
• you are the grandchild of a holocaust survivor
• you possess a computer and enough brain cells to operate an input method thereto
• your skin colour is the same as that of the subject
• you have played this game and obtained a gargantuan score
• you believe that you have been harassed by other editors
• you are under great stress
• you have 372 barnstars
• an editor was rude to you
• you always leave an edit summary
• you have contributed to $x$ good articles and $y$ featured articles $:x>0,$  $y>0$
• you are an administrator
• you are very young
• you are very old
• you are offended by images of nudity
• you enjoy images of nudity
• you are offended by images of Mohammed
• you have a university degree
• you have a degree from the School of Hard Knocks or the University of Life

you should bear in mind that nobody cares. Wikipedia may not be the place for you.