User:NooblesStuff/A good example of a bad article

FOnglerDONALD!BITCH
FOnglerDONALD!BITCH
Restaurant information
Established	1394 B.C.
Owner(s)	Clarabelle
Previous owner(s)	Horace
Chef	Oswald
Food type	Fast food
Dress code	None. Come dressed as anything you want, even with nothing at all!
Rating	-1 star

Ortensia the Cat
Ortensia the Cat
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit character
First appearance	Epic Mickey
First game	Epic Mickey
Created by	Walt Disney
Designed by	Walter Lantz
In-universe information
Race	Toon
Gender	Female
Spouse	Oswald
Children	420 bunny children
Religion	Disneyish
Home	Oswald's house (formerly in the Wasteland

Woody Woodpecker
Woody Woodpecker
Woody Woodpecker character
First appearance	Woody Woodpecker's First Handwritten Book! -#394; January 1923;
First game	Epic Mickey
Created by	Hillary Clinton
Based on	Willy Woodpecker
Adapted by	Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Designed by	Warren Spector
Portrayed by	James Dooley
Voiced by	Frank Welker
Motion capture	Bret Iwan
In-universe information
Full name	Woody Willy Willow Warch Woodpecker
Fighting style	Kang Fu
Family	None
Spouse	The Grim Reaper
Children	404 tiny bunny children
Home	A tree in the Bahamas
Nationality	Birdish

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

This page in a nutshell: EVERYBODY IS A BASTARD!

Woody Woodpecker is just some bird in the fucking forest. Click on this video to see how.

Woody tends to eat shit because he just sucks that much at everything.

Also Woody is not anything at once lol the brothers are geese migrating northern carolina hahahaha

Ortensia's story

Ortensia in a nutshell: She's calm, cool, and collected! Online, at least.

Personal life

When woody was a baby his mom died, forcing him to learn how to fend for himself.

How did Woody fend for himself?

I'll tell you. Woody went around town eating shitty netladen before someone decided to come around and stop him from actually moving. Woody was cursed! He could literally not move at all, so he starved to death.

Guess what!? I JUST DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND OUT IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING MACKEREL MINGER!!!!111!11

OHH MY GOD I'M GOING TO KILL A RABBIT WHEN I GET HOME FROM McFUCKING CALIQUACK

Wait! I'm getting a call from Mackerel Minger. He says something!

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something silly.

FUCK YOU MACKEREL YOU NEVER SLAPPED ME WITH THE CHEESE TROUT LIKE I FUCKING WANTED! *pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT"S IT! MY SENSORS SAY MINGEY TROUT IS AT McFUCKING FOnglerDONALD!BITCH! I'M GOING TO FUCKING BLOW UP THE NEAREST FOnglerDONALD!BITCH BEKUS MIKE MOWS McFUCKIN

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAH!

Wait! I'm getting a call from FOnglerDONALD!BITCH. They say something!

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something really silly.

THAT'S SO FUCKING IT

I'M GOING TO-

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEEF BOSS

THAT'S IT TIME TO COOK HAMBURGERS

MOTHAFUCKIN TASTEY

BEEF BOSS THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATAFETfewjfgrubgerg836YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Right! Stop that!
It's far too silly!
Don't take this too seriously. Another user just wants you to know something you said crosses their boundaries of sensibility.

NO I'LL LEVER STOP YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE SHIT

STOP

THIS IS ALL ILLEGAL stahp

Don't take this too seriously..

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

A ssume what your'e doing wrong
R esolve the problem
G et to a consensus
H ave fun together

THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rge9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rge9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rge9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rge9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg e9rghberkjheeiqufgu3rbetuvwricvrwtwybvtrgviurgvuyefhvgbriger8gyihwbv8yweigrwiuhf4n973g8jqwugh03rgh3rpgk3rgkweodigw8rg FOnglerDONALD!BITCH

SO THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BORN! FOnglerDONALD!BITCH WILL DIE!!!O!183t4832741382759

The next dai

NO

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FUCKING TAKE FUCKING FOnglerDONALD!BITCH AND FUCKING COOK INTO FOnglerDONALD!BITCH SUSHI SERVED AT FOnglerDONALD!BITCH's FOnglerDONALD!BITCH in FOnglerDONALD!BITCHTOWN! RAgvwjegfv

Don't take this too seriously, because still,

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

I

v GIVE

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuq3t823y484t84834gty34

P!

Oswald's story

Oswald in a nutshell: He's calm and tries to do everything in the most peaceful way possible. Unless there IS no peaceful way.

Oswald
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit character
First appearance	Trolley Troubles
Last appearance	Epic Mickey
Created by	Walt Disney
Designed by	Walter Lantz
Voiced by	Walter Lantz
In-universe information
Full name	Osborne "Oswald" Leona The Lucky Rabbit
Nicknames	Os (by Mickey) Hunny Bunny (by Ortensia)
Race	Toon
Gender	Male
Spouse	Ortensia
Children	420 bunny children
Home	Oswald's house (formerly in the Wasteland

When Woody was an adult, he ate at FOnglerDONALD!BITCH so he could eat their HARTATTACK McSussy. FOnglerDONALD!BITCH didn't know that the HARTATTACK McSussy was poisoned with FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! so when Woody ate it and said "Ohhh shit! It appears that I am choking on the poisonous substance patented by FOnglerDONALD!BITCH named FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! that was inserted with a syringe into this delictable treat called a hamburger, made with ham, two buns, a patty, lettuce, ketchup, and tomatoes also known as a HARTATTACK McSussy from within this store's franchise!" and died. And then he came back and sued FOnglerDONALD!BITCH for $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.

And then 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times did FOnglerDONALD!BITCH go bankru-

Hi, Ortensia, I'm kind of busy but I can give you this BURJUMBLORfurglerBAKLAZIKALOWIBATCHIOSAbitch. I ordered it from FOnglerDONALD!BITCH the other day but didn't eat it because it was too toxic. You can have it.

"Aww, thanks, hunny bunny!"

No problem. Anyway, when FOnglerDONALD!BITCH went bankrupt, their CEO, Roger Rabbit, had to-

Wait, I'm getting a call. Mickey-

"Hiya, Os!"

THAT'S OSWALD!

"Sorry, Oswald!"

Anyway, WHY did you call me?

"Oswald, see, Roger heard about your career... you know, talking to him and all. He was wondering if you could, uh..."

Yeah, Mickey?

"Oops, ha ha, I forgot. I'd better meet up with him and-"

"Mickey, I'll never forgive you! You gave us away!"

What?

"Hang up, Mickey! HANG UP!"

"Sorry, Roger!"

Roger? Fuck! They hung up! That's something I need to investigate! But before I can go save Mickey, I need to finish doing this!

"Doing what?"

Aah! Ortensia! I didn't see you there!

"What were you doing just now?"

My job! Here, I'll give you this if you leave!

"Aww, thanks, hunny bunny!"

No problem. Anyway, no more distractions, let's get back on track.

When FOnglerDONALD!BITCH went bankrupt, their CEO, Roger, had to relocate the entire business to Los Marios Lakitu y Goomba Spa and Bar. He now runs his business there, being paid $3.87 per week. The end.

Now to save Mickey Mouse from Roger Rabbit!

Epic Oswald

I'm on a boring journey to go save Mickey from Roger! But first, I need supplies!

"Oswald! Where the fuck are you going?"

Say another word, Bugs. I fucking dare you. Do it.

"Another word!"

SHOOT!*

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

"Ha! Oswald, you fucking idiot!"

Daffy? You're here too?

"You just insulted yourself!"

Ack! Emotional critical hit! Daffy, stop!

"Ha ha, idio-"

SHOOT!*

"Fucking ass! I've been shot!"

That's what you fucking get!

Anyway, I need to leave the house and go shopping for supplies, because if I don't, then I won't have any supplies!

K I'm outside of the hous

Oswald's Trolley
Trolley
General information
Owned by	Oswald
Operated by	Benny the Cab
Line(s)	None. Oswald decides where it goes, because it's toon.
Platforms	None!
Tracks	I SAID THERE ARE NONE!

My trolley is still here! How odd. Let's use it.

"Oswald I've been here for over 100 years without food or water. Let me go! Please!"

No! You're a car! Now drive me to the FOnglerDONALD!BITCH CEO's base!

"I ain't drivin' you to Roger without food! So I'm gunna scream until you give me food!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Alright, if that's how it's gonna be, then take this! Remote power!

"Argh! No! Must... resist... electricity!"

KABlqqqqqa qjhewbifghw grwgwrfg rwhguwehf wegwgj wrghwe gjhwr gjw rgj wegjw jw gw rjgw rgj wejg wejgw g w e we wrgj w ejwe g ew

Ow!

Well at least I'm at FOnglerDONALD!BITCH now.

Time to go into the FOnglerDONALD!BITCH FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

INSIDE THE MCFUCKING SHITSHOW THAT IS THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1! REPEAT! THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1! REPEAT! THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1! Roger's Palace The FOnglerDONALD!BITCH palace of crushed hopes, dreams, and pistachio salad.
Hamlet
Nickname: The Freakin Slit Shit Enterance To Tortooga Of The Deadly Dick
Motto: We like trains.
Founded by	Sylvester the Cat
Named for	Dragging people to Tortooga to be killed by the Deadly Dick
Population
• Total	100,000,000
Demonym	Deceased

Roger!

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

Ow! I've been hit with FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! Wait, this is paint thinner! Oh!

Attempt 2

Roger!

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

No! Not the FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! No!

Attempt 3

Roger!

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ah!"

Fuck!

"Ha!"

I'm melting!

Attempt 4

Roger!

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

Ha!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Ah!"

Ah!

"Nya!"

Mickey! Stop! You're gonna get yourself killed!

"Take this!"

"No! I'm melting!"

"Ha!"

Mickey is saef

"Thanks for saving me, Os!"

THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING OSWALD!

"I JUST LIKE CALLING YOU OS!"

FUCK YOU!

"HOW DARE YOU CUSS ME OUT! DAT'S IT! I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE "

Now now Mickey, calm down, because I've got stories to tell you.

"What?"

You see, Woody Woodpecker--

Ow! My face! I've been fucking shot in the face!

I'm dead now. Bye!

"Oh no! I killed Oswald! I'd better run!"

Minnie's story

Minnie in a nutshell:

Minnie in a nutshell: A

Minnie
Mickey Mouse character
First game	Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion
Created by	Walt Disney
Based on	Mickey
Designed by	Walter Lantz
In-universe information
Full name	Minnie Minger Mickey Mouse
Race	Toon
Gender	Female
Fighting style	Bow
Weapon	Bowties

How dare they not include me in this fucking charade! DON'T THEY KNOW!? DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM!? I AM MINNIE MOUSE, OWNER OF THE FUCKING MINNIE MOUSE BOWTIE FAKTORY!

Argh. Anyway, I've got some sort of predicament on my hands... I locked myself out of my MINNIE MOUSE BOWTIE FAKTORY!

Wha... Ha... Not to panic! There MUST be something I can do to resolve this. I just know it! Come on, Minnie! Use your head! Think!

Argh! I don't remember the info card for my faktory. How do I get another one?

"Hiya, Minnie! Ha ha, you left this at Team KazotShit 34. It's your infocard!"

Thanks, Mickey. What's that sweat on your head?

"Oh! Uh... well I was just doing some flag football! Yeah! Flag football! I definitely didn't call the police to kill Oswald or anything, ha ha ha...!"

...Okay? Bye now.

"Bye Minnie!"

Well that was awkward. Anyway, let's check the infocard Mickey gave me.

Minnie's Bowtie Faktory Infocard

Minnie Mouse's Bowtie Factory
Built	1900
Operated	Minnie
Products	Bowties
Employees	Minnie
Owner(s)	Minnie
Minnie Module

Actually getting into the factory

Yes! All the information is accurate! Now to actually get into the factory. Hmm, I might have a few ideas!

Idea 1: Explosives

Hahahaha! My dynamite drawers! They're a sock drawer full of dynamite! This will definitely work!

Fuck! I don't have anything to ignite them with!

To the store

Rackum frackum... Hey! You!

"What?"

I need a detonator!

"You don't need one, you don't have explos-- oh wait, you're Minnie Mouse. Now that makes more sense."

"Here, just take a free detonator."

"My detonator!"

"Take it, Minnie!"

Okay...

"Minnie! Give me my detonator!"

Get in the car!

"MINNIE!"

Drive!

Shit! Shit! Fuckadoodle! He's almost to the car!

Yes! This piece of shit works now!

"Need... oil..."

Fuck off! Drive away!

"No! Minnie! My detonator is my detonator! Come back!"

Back to the factory

On the road chase

"Minnie Mingrel Fuckin Bitch Of The Third And Second Comings Of Christ Almighty The Third Bitch Of Hell's Kitchen Ramsay Mouse! GET ME MY DETONATOR NOW!!!!!"

No!

"Then I'll use my magical magical magical missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very missle magic very very luxurious missle of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doomof doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom! Take this!"

Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Oohohhhoh! Ah! (Dwuwewewewewei!) (Pa! Tsss! Splorp!) (Corny cartoon sounds) (My brothers are fucking cringe.)

"NO! She respawned!"

Ha! Your detonator is mine now! This edit is going to crash Wikipedia! And it did.

That bitch crashed his car into the brick wall to the left so let's us go back.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK JESUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nefrjgkhgkrwgirwhgkrwbgkrwbgkwbfbwrkgbhebkgebgkherkhberkgbe eoirtigdrtgorhogrhoerhgorehgorehgorehgorehgoerhguerhogurehoehtoe A A

A

OH MY GOD

THIS BITCH

HE DID NOT

GRAH

A A

A

AAA

OH

Oh

OH OH OH

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH vOH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH YONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONYONv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
 GREGREGEGEGEGEGEGRGHofheroufguruturutut rtut rurut eurtoe rue rue ru euerir wiriowri igjddo gidogi dfig idp ihpgihf goiho wopop rte ghr whg whg urguwrg uwrg uwgu wr guuwihew gnh

"Minnie!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAU

SHUT UP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHATDDYA WUNT

"I killed Oswald."

uettyweuiryoqfgrwtyoeuriqwtryqitriwoyrtqyriutieyryqoiwetiuoyruteqiuryoqwrqwr

"ueriyuerhqyroiqyrioqeutyetqiyqouywotuyowqtieuohtoeoruryeuwyrqiwty"

FUCK

WHY DID YOU DO THAT MICKEY I HTHOUGHT YOU WERE MY USBAND FUCKERINOSHITBALLCRAPSOUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

oh my god

"OH MY GOD!"

rtytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytyty

"I MUST DODGE THE BOOLETS"

OH SHIT NOT THE REFLEK A

FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW
FUK FUK FUK FUK NO
oW

"MINNIE IS DEAD TIME TO PROTECC LEGACY"

benny the cab is dead

Benny in a nutshell:

pal

let me tell you something

I WILL SURVIVE

Cinderella's story

Cinderella in a nutshell: May literally be a living turd. ...Ohmigosh, you CANNOT tell her I said that, Mario!

Cinderella
Cinderella character
First appearance	The game with the guy who goes !%@$#%!$@%#$!%@#$%!$#@, and the game with the person who's name's PaRappa Rappa
First game	PaRappa the Rapper
Created by	Yo mama
Based on	Yo mama
Adapted by	Yo mama
Designed by	Yo mama
Portrayed by	Yo mama
Voiced by	Joe MnaNha
Motion capture	Yo mama
In-universe information
Fighting style	Not, she just does and they die
Weapon	Grounding
Spouse	I shrunk the kids
Children	GET THE MOP
Origin	Yo mama

Alright. Here we go. Don't get your hair messy. Don't crap your dress. Don't die.

Alrighty. Here we go.

Hello, my friends--

*crash* *bang* *kaboom* *splurt* *other splurt*

Moooooooooooom! I have a concussions!

House Tour Time with Cindydick

So, let's do this house tour! I've always loved showing people my house!

"Cinderella! I... *gasp* I need your help!"

Not now Mickey, I'm busy with my house tour. You can get my assistance later.

"FU-"

Basement

Welcome to the basement! Here we get into Sticker Battles.

(Paper Mario: Sticker Shit)

OH SHIT I FORGOT I HAVE 6 HP LEFT! No wonder the music sounds like Jerry Sienfield smoked crack and shat out the sheet for the music!

Flees but fucking falls*

WAAH! OH NO! I AM DYING!

(Game over)

Foyer

Here is my foyer! It's where I-

"CINDERELLA! WHY IS YOUR CLOSET FULL OF CUM!?!?"

Shitballs. I'll have to get back to you in a minute... for now, I've got to get out of here!

I can't get through the front door! It's locked from the outside somehow! Rrrgh... wait... oh my god!

It's a demon! What do you do, Mom!?

"Sex."

Sigh. Well, we've now got to fight the demon. But all I have is... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Going into hiding

Mom!

Are we gonna be okay?

"Yeah honey just don't fuck anything."

Okay.

Uuuunnnghhhh!!!! Oh my god I'm going to--

Cindydick falls into a fucking cave and fucking dies and fucking fucks a fucker crystal to fuck it and fucking AYIAE-- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWWUWUWUWUWUWW KONNICHIWA

YEEEEEEEEEEEERGH

AYAYAIE NONONONONONONONNONONNNNNNNNNLWnrogehrgohrwoghrwofhowehfoewfowherovbwrohgoihrwoigfhewofewoihgeowhgwohfeowihfoewihfoewhgorwhgorwhgoweihgewoir SOWASH SOWASH SOWASH SOWASH 3roghrelhrwlhgwrhfleflhwrflhrwlgrwhglowrhoghrwofhrwoiughroi ROFLCOPTER!

COPTER!

Mom my pussy fell on an green object thinger! I can't fucking move my fucking legs! Ah am disabled!

Ah am disabled, moothah!

...

Ooooh FOnglerDONALD!BITCH is gonna FUCK ME OVER with their STUPID FLINGERblockofFUCKING!NO!NO!NO!OURdessertFULL...OF SHITZERDaisy!!!! Why is it so expensive and why does it make you so fat!?

Woh this cave is coolio as coolieoo! Hey what's this gem?

OH MY GOD IT IS THE Oswald the Lucky Rabbit GEM I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING RICH! YEYEYEYE! LET'S GO BUY A TESLA AND DRAG OUR FINGERS IN A LAKE AND ALL THAT CRAP CUZ' THE GENIE GRANTED ME WISH!!!!!!!

KABOOSH MOTHERFUCKER

"Yes! I've been brought back to life! Hey, who're you?"

I'm CINDYDICK_4o00. Who are you?

"Oswald. The Lucky Rabbit."

OH MY GOOSDHSNESSS GUYS! OSWALDO IS-A BAKA TO A LIFE!

"Yeah... yeah, I am. Thanks so much!"

LIK AND SUBCRIBE MY PUSSY

"Uh... what?"

YOTTUB

"Okay you do that then. You know where I can find my way home?"

UP ME ASS

"Cinderella."

ME ASS

"CINDERELLA!

ME ASS

HEY

Mom! What the hell are you doing here!?

"I'm here to save you from YOURSELF!!! Give me your Miraculous and I'll save your life!"

My... Miraculous?

Oswald where are you taking me holy shit!

Miraculous Cinderella

What did you want again, Oswald?

"Listen. You have a Miraculous."

What's a Miraculous, though?

"It's in your vagina."

Okay but what does it do

"You need

To watch

this

video"

Why are you speaking so slowly? Stop speaking statue.

"Fuck you Cinderella! Not only do you foil my eternal rest, but you foil my speeches as well! The pauses were intentional! I worked hard on them!"

"Just watch the damn video!"

Fine

What the fuck is a Miraculous?
The Miraculous jewels are DEAD.	dunnnnnnnn	OhHhHh, AwEsOmE1!1!

The Miraculous jewels are DEAD!?

"No! Stupid video! I can't believe I accidentally clicked on a YTP!!!!!!"

"There, this one was uploaded by MASTER FU AND HIS TINY-TOT SIXTH GRADER BUDDY JOHN CENA OHH-OHHH!!!!!!"

How the Miraculous Jewels Work
by Master Fu and his TINY-TOT SIXTH GRADER BUDDY JOHN CENA OHH-OHHHH!!!! DUNN DUNDUN DUNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNNNN!!!! DUNNN DUNDUNNN DUNNN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
Header text Header text Header text

So basically they're these things that

let you do really cool shit

like make objects or CATACLYSM EVERYTHING TO BITS BECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU DON'T KNOW GOT VOTED COUPLE OF THE YEAR 202022!!!! WE WERE NEVER AN ITEM!!!!

crash*

"I am Cinderlla's mother and I must save her from herself!!!!!!!!! Cinder, give me your Mirac-"

boom*

"Noooo!!!! MY Miraculous! It's flying through the air like it just doesn't care!"

I'm gonna have to

DO SOMETHING DRASTIC
and
KICK ASS.

And I'm all out of
ASS

so I guess I gotta

DO SOMETHING DRASTIC

or MY MOTHER
will

ENSLAVE HER MIRACULOUS AND END GOTHAMM!!!!