User:Ninjayofthefunk
Who?
[edit]Doesn't matter. You're gonna call me Ninjay. So there. (^_^)
What?
[edit]A ninja who's standing right behind you. No, really. Check it out. (I'm only this obnoxious because I've been up all night without the misses [why go to bed without her? {I know, right}])
When?
[edit]November 31st.
Where?
[edit]Somewhere dark. It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Why?
[edit]Because you didn't light a torch/strike a match/turn a flashlight on/check your cell phone for new messages/TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHTS!!!
How?
[edit]No way. I refuse to explain how to turn on a light. You're an adult (or at least pretending to be one, anyway).
What is yer name?
[edit]I said it's Ninjay, dammit.
What is yer quest?
[edit]To cross this God-forsaken bridge.
What is yer favourite colour?
[edit]Black.
That's not a colour!
[edit]It is, too. C'mon old man. Everyone knows that was Darwin's greatest discovery.
Alright, off ya go.
[edit]Sucker.