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Biography

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Nevela, otherwise known as Nevi or Shortie (by a certain Cradle of Filth member), was born August 1st, 1990 to a stow-away (current status: unknown) on a magical voyage to Middle Earth and the infamous Gandalf the Grey (now known as Gandalf the White and currently resides in the Grey Havens and likes smoking Old Toby along the shores) and is a whore while consuming said crumpets.

When Nevela was born, Gandalf took Nevela from her hippie mother and put her into a Maine home of 'normal' mortals in hopes of keeping Nevela sane. There, her name became Eliza White and eventually became a member of the family with a woman who Nevela calls 'mom' and an it by the name of fut and a thing called bratface.

Nevela, now known as Eliza, sadly felt that she didn't fit into this world. She grew tired of human nonsense; when her mother brought a computer home (Compy, which then turned into Pokey, which then turned into a disgusting thing she called Stephie, mistakenly named after the legendary George Stephanopoulos), Nevela started to get involved with this mysterious thing called in-tur-net. She experienced things she never would have dreamed of - fangirlisms, for short.

Eliza discovered her real name (Nevela) somewhere between the dates of August 9th, 1997 through March 12th, 2005 - her lost years. These years have gaps far and wide memories - probably from the effects of Old Toby her biological parents smoked. Once again, if you know any memories during this time period - please contact FluffyMuffins with information.

MSN and AIM became her friends and before long... she met someone...

Eliza had found someone she only dreamed of her long lived 15 years of life. FluffyMuffins! Eliza soon came into realization that this girl, Emi, was her half-sister! AND DAUGHTER OF GANDALF! Yes, it was true. These two girls discovered how much they were the same and yet so different. Nevi and Emi grew closer and closer until... they found out who they really were! Half-Twin-Sister, Daughters of Gandalf, *DATERAPE* Buddies, Lesbian Lovers, Part Time Girl/Boyfriend, and Bestest Friends!


Nevela Facts

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  • Has red hair
  • Currently plotting how to destroy Fut
  • Engaged to Dani Filth
  • A part-Time Raver
  • Home-schooled
  • Does DDR
  • Born August 1, 1990
  • PWNS J00!
  • Dies often
  • Used to have a magic happy wand but was taken away by Liv and turned back into a sword for Tru
  • Currently typing up her novel
  • Ex-Hippie
  • Ex-Emo
  • Open Coca-Cola addict- her prostheic penis - Ex-Pr0n Star, Daigo Stardust - Sinny, the Polish surfer dude who needs a freaking tan


Images

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By Bria

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By Bria

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By Leah

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By Nevi