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Explanatory note: This can be moved to Wikipedia: namespace and be printed on a shirt using a simple screenshot from a browser which is using settings and skins that make it relatively unidentifiable (not clearly FF, IE, Opera, whatever) and then printed on the back of a shirt which features the standard Wikipedia logo on the front.

I swear that I've learned more about management and leadership here than I ever did in my management classes, and I technically have a business degree. The below might actually sell fairly well among real editors. The text therein is paraphrased to be generally applicable outside of the wiki from text found within Template:Nutshell transclusions on various policy pages.

Cut here, make my shirt!

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Everything I need to know about life I learned from the Wikipedia

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Cut here, and that thing I said!

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