User:Metaphysical typist

[T]he only thing about myself that I consider to be severe enough to warrant psychoanalytic treatment is my compulsion to learn ... That means that my idea of a pleasant time is to go to my room, sit at my computer (as I am doing right now), and bang away, reading the words from the screen like magic before my eyes.

—Metaphysical Typist

Paraphrased and edited for creative humor from Asimov, 1969