Hello, I'm MaximumNeptune. You may recognize me from the hallucinations you experience every other Thursday after eating breakfast. No, not eating breakfast will not stop the hallucinations. If you experience a burning sensation in your forearms during these hallucinations, please consult a physician or your local experimental test laboratory. If the test laboratory attempts to restrain, sedate, or injure you, leaving the facility in a violent or destructive manner is the correct course of action. Especially if it involves breaking a window.
Regarding the burning, I am causing the hallucinations--please refer to my userboxes as to how and why--but I am not causing the burning.
I can usually be found doing homework, causing your hallucinations, obsessively checking writing for comma splices, not existing, trolling teh forums, watching YouTube and giggling like a maniac, setting things on fire, or browsing humorous Wikipedia articles. There are also the piles of homework sitting on my kitchen table; I'll probably get to those eventually.
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