User:Man who lived

Below states the user's words after signing up an account for Wikipedia.

Hello! I have just created my own user page on my first day on Wikipedia and wrote this sentence here. Unfortunately there's no information available about me right now, maybe I consider adding some when I figure out what to write.

I am going summon my pet, Cat who lived:

Meow (Hello.)

Meow (What's the matter?)

Meow~( Nothing but to show me to somebody you don't even know that exists? That's it? Are you kidding me?)

Meow~~ (Listen up, nobody is going to visit your ugly page except us two.)

Meow~ (we are probably controlled by some creature(s) in a higher dimension, which basically means that this conversation is just nothing but thoughts in a crazy brain(Not sure about which organ in the higher dimension carries thoughts, but I will just call it brain since the functions are the same))

Meow (Never mind, you will understand what I said one day, I will just go to bed for now)

NOTE from Cat who lived: I have just registered an account for Wikipedia, and I instantly got summoned to this ugly page that no one would ever visit, this a waste of time, I personally (catsonally maybe) don't like wasting time, especially creature(s) from a higher dimension, since they have the power to easily destroy any thing here. Also, I apologize for any errors that might occur here, as I am just a cat that is not yet fluent with the English language.

My cat asked me to put the content above, ouch.

NOTE: This page is 100 percent authentic since the user himself wrote all of these.