User:Kylemec
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Kyle Mecca Overview
[edit]Kyle Wallace Mecca was born on May 11, 1992. His exciting life so far has led to seven different discoveries, all of which he is going to patent. Kyle first lived in Rochester, New York for twelve years and then moved to Atlanta, Georgia.
Story
[edit]But Kyle had a special talent. When he was only a small boy, he was winning the arcade game, Colorama®, in his hometown game arena in Atlanta, GA. His ability to predict patterns and comprehend probable outcomes was outstanding. He started to win so many tickets that he sold them to other eager kids for five cents a ticket. He soon made enough money to buy his own video camera. But he never lost his touch for salesmanship. Once, his sales pitch was so convincing, he sold a piece of cardboard to his friend, Billy Oaks, and ever since that fine business transaction occurred, he has been trying to sell anything he can for a profit.
Talents
[edit]Kyle plays many instruments. He can play the guitar, keyboard, nose flute, drums, recorder, harmonica, bass, vocals, piano, and the trumpet, which he is most skilled at. He can also solve a Rubik’s Cube™ and flat number puzzle. He gets straight A’s and is quickly developing his own unique martial art style. He is renowned for his cleverly ironic facebook stati. He has forcefully and artfully taken the lives of (presently) 08951 criminals; each case against him was discarded in that the killings were all done in self-defense. Mecca was also adopted. He enjoys humor.