User:Josheisenberg

I'm one of the world's Josh Eisenbergs. I was born in 1973 and grew up on Long Island, New York, where my across-the-street neighbor was Jimmy Renehan until I was about 5. He had a big cardboard box full of Matchbox cars of which I was always envious. I won the cross country when I was in 5th grade. Jay Salmon took a photograph as I crossed the finish line. Tommy Cassone was close behind. Finally, I reproduced and now await death.

Update: On February 19, 2023, I’m still alive.