User:Joe downes

Joe Maxim Downes

Joe Maxim Downes is a well known guy. He is known for his monstrous sideburns, which are on course to take over the world.His friends consist of freaks and lunatics, Joe Lee is one of these (freaks), and he lives on a white island, though sources suggest it is merely a floating bedsheet. Glasses are a key feature of Joe Downes also, and are featured in the song "Downes with the nose and the glasses, don't forget the sideburns!" which, in future, will take the world by storm. Joe also featured in another hit single, and has made many future cameo appearances in films, some including major roles, such as "Alien Vs. Terminator Vs. Predator V.s Downes".

Joes fame is mainly down to the work of Lee Mason and Samuel Brocklebank, who included songs for their future band, which is yet to be named/exist. When in High School, Lee and Sam worshipped Downes, after rejection from Joe Lee, who denied them from being their messiah. Joe Lee has regretted his descision till the present future day. Dolphins and snakes are a key part of Joes life, as he is a talented Scientist and Author. Joe first got into the spotlight when he appeared on countdown, and failed to make a word out of "DOCUMENTS", despite this, he has become a future idol to almost everybody.

Joe speaks much like a standard toff, despite being northern. Northen people usually have repulsingly poor speach, but the rare few can speak properly. Joe is also known for being a genius,and can resite all fifteen of the alphabetical penguins in reverse order, which is a skill only shared by one other.

Joe also eats a rare type of panda, which is soon to be extinct. It is considered a delicacy among the Downes family. Other things he enjoys, are the Bible, Jesus being one of his favourite characters. Joe believes a film adaptation of, Steven Kings (not sure if he did) " The Bible" should be made. Joe also likes mocking the mentally inferior, and often makes strange expressions trying to prove that he's right, he usually squints his eyes, whilst looking upwards, frowns and then wrinkles up his nose. He usually did this when Samuel annoyed him at school.

Many songs were written by Lee and Sam, during the course of there history lessons, the songs include : Bobsled - Wheelybin, Super VHS, Joe Downes suicide, Downesnation and many others. Also, the two were and probably still are, quite talented at drawing this individual, as a later link will show.