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It is a well-known and universally admitted fact that any woman in possession of an orbital death laser will consider founding an interstellar empire[1]. This is not nonsense if it means I will blow up your planet[1].
Reasons not to destroy all humans
[edit]Now we are going to write a paragraph full of nonsense. At some point, someone will start whispering in their corner, unless I directly engage them in conversation, and then it will become a whole thing[2]. Scientists believe that one H.D. is especially prone to begin such discussions[2].
One of the biggest reasons not to destroy all humans is that they invented
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Reasons to destroy all humans
[edit]Humans are popularly considered worthy of destruction, and numerous other species, including cows, have requested their immediate destruction.
Because humans deserve it
[edit]Numerous bioethicists have explained that the human species has committed enormous crimes, including crimes against humanity[3]. Generally, crimes against humanity are severely punished[3].
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Because humans are dangerous
[edit]To save the planet
[edit]To save the planet from humans
[edit]To save the planet from robots
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- ^ a b Destructa, Melissa (Fall 2002). "An inquiry into whether I should destroy the universe". Journal of Dictator Musings. 22: 1.
- ^ a b Troshkoshka, Archimedea (1852). The Students Who Speak In Class. Galloway, NJ: Kaplan. pp. 12–21.
- ^ a b Killum, Alexandra (2121). Bioethics of human annihilation. Mars Orbital Station: Extinction UP. pp. 1663–1669.
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